Can't Hardly Wait - An Apology Between Old Friends
Mike Dexter:
You remember the time that you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you, and everybody started laughing at you in school?
William Lichter:
OK, yeah. Yeah.
Mike Dexter:
I'm sorry.
William Lichter:
Oh, man. Don't worry about it.
Mike Dexter:
Hey, it's ancient history, right?
William Lichter:
It's ancient history.
Mike Dexter:
When was that, anyway?
William Lichter:
That was this morning at graduation.
Mike Dexter:
Oh, yeah.
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Can't Hardly Wait - College Fame and Freshman Struggles
Mike Dexter:
Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?
Trip McNeely:
Really? Which ones?
Mike Dexter:
You must be racking up at college. College!
Trip McNeely:
I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
Mike Dexter:
Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.
Trip McNeely:
Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left.
Mike Dexter: [after an uneasy pause]
S-so, what happened?
Trip McNeely: [sighs]
College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Mike Dexter:
Yeah, but... not all of em, right?
Trip McNeely:
Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen.
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Can't Hardly Wait - Anticipating College Life and Relationships
Mike Dexter:
Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
Jake: [beat]
Girls that used to be in high school.
Mike Dexter:
No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 - Vampires and the Concept of Shock
Bella Cullen:
Can vampires go into shock?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen:
I actually think they can, why?
Bella Cullen:
Edward might be going into shock.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - A Coven's Strength and Missed Opportunities
Jane:
Impressive, I've never seen a coven of this magnitude intact.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen:
We were lucky.
Jane:
I doubt that.
Alec:
It appears we've missed an entertaining fight.
Jane:
Yes, it's not often we're rendered unnecessary.
Edward Cullen:
If you'd arrived a half hour ago you would've fulfilled your purpose.
Jane:
Pity.
Jane:
You missed one.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen:
We offered her asylum in exchange for her surrender.
Jane:
It wasn't yours to offer.
Jane: [to Bree]
Why did you come?
Jane:
Who created you?
Esme Cullen:
You don't need to do that, she'll tell you anything you wanna know.
Jane:
I know.
Bree:
I don't know. Riley wouldn't tell us. He said our thoughts weren't safe.---
Edward Cullen:
Her name was Victoria, perhaps you knew her.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [turns to Jane]
Edward, if the Volturi had knowledge of Victoria, they would have stopped her. Isn't that right, Jane?
Jane: [to Felix]
Of course. Felix.
Esme Cullen:
She didn't know what she was doing.
Esme Cullen:
We'll take responsibility for her.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen:
Give her a chance.
Jane:
The Volturi don't give second chances. Keep that in mind, Caius will be interested to know that she's still human.
Bella Swan:
The date is set.
Jane:
Take care of that, Felix. I'd like to go home.
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Riding in Cars with Boys - Fear as a Common Thread
Tommy Butcher:
Someone once said a coward and a hero have one thing in common: fear. You may be scared, but you're no coward.
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