Memorable Quotes from Phil LaMarr
3 quotesConfrontation Over Best Intentions
Brett
Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But-But I-I never got your...
[to Jules]
Jules
My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.
Brett
No, no, no. I just want you to know how – I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Mr. Wallace. I-I-It...we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never...
[rising; Jules motions him to sit down]
Jules
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin something about "best intentions"? What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
[silence]
Brett
..What?
[unsure of how to respond]
Jules
What country are you from!?
[angrily throws the small table in the room]
Brett
Wha-what?
[starts hyperventilating]
Jules
What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?
Brett
What?
Jules
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett
Yes!!
Jules
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!
Brett
Yes..!
Jules
DESCRIBE WHAT MARSELLUS WALLACE “LOOKS” LIKE!
Brett
Wha-what I—?
Jules
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
[points gun directly in Brett's face]
Brett
H-H-He's black...
Jules
GO ON!
Brett
...He's bald...!
Jules
Does he look like a bitch?!
Brett
What? AGHH!! Anh..!!
[Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder]
Jules
DOES! HE! LOOK!... LIKE! A BITCH?!?!
[furiously shouting at the top of his lungs]
Brett
NO!
Jules
Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett
I didn't...!
Jules
Yes, you did! YES, you DID, Brett! You tried to fuck him.
Brett
No... no....
Brett
Yes...!
[gasping for breath]
Jules
Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. ] 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is He who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for He is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD... ...when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
[[Book of Ezekiel|Ezekiel; begins pacing about the room; pulls out his gun and aims at Brett]
Marvin
Oh fuck. I'm fucked. Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Vincent
Is he a friend of yours?
Jules
Hmm? Oh, Vincent, Marvin. Marvin, Vincent.
Vincent
Better tell him to shut the fuck up, he's getting on my nerves.
Jules
Marvin. Marvin. MARVIN! I'd knock that shit off if I was you.
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Breakfast Choices in a Tense Encounter
Jules
Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha having?
Brett
Uh, hamburgers.
Jules
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! What kind of hamburgers?
Brett
Uh, Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules
No, where'd you get them? ], ], ], Where?
[[McDonald's; [W:Wendy's|Wendy's; [W:Jack in the Box (restaurant)|Jack in the Box]
Brett
Um, ].
[[W:Big Kahuna Burger|Big Kahuna Burgers]
Jules
Big Kahuna Burgers! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they've got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?
Brett
...They're good.
Jules
You mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
Brett
Yeah.
Jules
Mmm, this is a tasty burger! Vincent, you ever had a Big Kahuna Burger? Want a bite? They're real tasty.
[Vincent shakes his head]
Vincent
Ain't hungry.
[pulling out a cigarette]
Jules
Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get em because my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which, pretty much makes me a vegetarian. I do love the taste of a good burger. You know what they call a ] with cheese in France?
[turns to Brett; [w:Quarter Pounder|Quarter Pounder]
Brett
Um, no.
Jules
Tell em, Vincent.
Vincent
Royale with cheese.
Jules
Royale with cheese." Know why they call it that?
Brett
Uh, because of the metric system?
Jules
Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system. What's in this?
[smiles at Brett; places burger back down on table, pointing at Brett's drink]
Brett
S-Sprite.
Jules
Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Brett
Go right ahead.
Jules
Ahh. That hit the spot. You. Flock of seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent here where you got the shit hid at?
[he takes the cup and slowly yet surely drains the contents; he places the cup back down; he dusts his hands and approaches Roger; Roger nods]
Marvin
It's over there –
[pointing]
Jules
I don't remember askin you a goddamned thing! You were saying?
[suddenly a bit hostile; tense pause before he speaks back to Roger]
Roger
It's in the cupboard. No, the one by your knees.
[pointing in kitchen; Vincent starts rummaging through the cabinets; Vincent finds the briefcase and takes it out as he unlocks it, the contents inside glowing golden yellow as he takes his cigarette out of his mouth in shock]
Jules
We happy? Vincent. ...we happy?
[Vincent looks at him]
Vincent
Yeah, we happy.
[he closes the case and locks it again]
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A Conversation on Violence and Retirement
Vincent
You ever seen that show Cops? I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on, and he was talking about this gunfight he had in the hallway with this guy, right, and he just unloaded on this guy, and nothing happened, he didn't hit nothing. Okay, it was just him and this guy. I mean, you know, it's freaky, but it happens.
Jules
Look, you want to play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me - my eyes are wide fucking open.
Vincent
The fuck does that mean?
Jules
I mean, that's it for me. From here on in, you consider my ass retired.
Vincent
Jesus Christ...
Jules
Don't blaspheme.
Vincent
God damn it, Jules...
Jules
I said don't do that!
Vincent
Hey, you know why the fuck you fucking freaking out on us?
Jules
Look, I'm telling Marsellus today, I'm through.
Vincent
But why don't you tell him at the same time, why?
Jules
Don't worry, I will.
Vincent
Yeah, and I bet you ten thousand dollars he laughs his ass off.
Jules
I don't give a damn if he does.
Vincent
Marvin, what do you make of all this?
Marvin
Man, I don't even have an opinion.
Vincent
Well, you gotta have an opinion! I mean, do you think that God came down from Heaven and stopped the-
[Turns around, sloppily pointing his gun at Marvin; Vincent's gun goes off, killing Marvin instantly and covering the car's interior in his blood and brains]
Jules
Oh! The fuck's happening?! Ah!
Vincent
Oh shit!
Jules
Man!
Vincent
Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
Vincent
Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident.
Jules
Oh man, I seen some crazy ass shit in my time, but this...
Vincent
Chill out man, I told you it was an accident, you probably went over a bump or something!
Jules
Hey, the car ain't hit no motherfucking bump!
Vincent
Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch, the gun went off, I don't know why!
Jules
Well look at this fucking mess, man! We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent
I don't believe it, man!
Jules
Well, believe it now, motherfucker, we got to get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood!
Vincent
Just take it to a friendly place, that's all!
Jules
This is The Valley, Vincent! Marsellus ain't got no friendly places in The Valley!
Vincent
WELL, JULES, THIS AIN'T MY FUCKIN’ TOWN, MAN!
Jules
Shit!
[''Pulls out a cell phone and extends the antenna]
Vincent
What you doing?
Jules
I'm calling my partner in ].
[[W:Toluca Lake|Toluca Lake]
Vincent
Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules
It's just over the hill here, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we gonna do, man, cause I ain't got no other partners in 818. Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Just listen up, man, me and my homeboy in some serious fucking shit, man. We're in a car we gotta get off the road pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple hours...
[over the telephone]
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