Phil LaMarr Biography
Phillip "Phil" LaMarr (born January 24, 1967) is an American actor, comedian and voice actor. One of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv, he is also known for his voice acting on the animated series Futurama, Static Shock, Samurai Jack, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II The Sith Lords, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, and inFAMOUS.
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A Conversation on Violence and Retirement
Vincent:
You ever seen that show Cops? I was watching it one time, and there was this cop on, and he was talking about this gunfight he had in the hallway with this guy, right, and he just unloaded on this guy, and nothing happened, he didn't hit nothing. Okay, it was just him and this guy. I mean, you know, it's freaky, but it happens.
Jules:
Look, you want to play blind man, go walk with the shepherd, but me - my eyes are wide fucking open.
Vincent:
The fuck does that mean?
Jules:
I mean, that's it for me. From here on in, you consider my ass retired.
Vincent:
Jesus Christ...
Jules:
Don't blaspheme.
Vincent:
God damn it, Jules...
Jules:
I said don't do that!
Vincent:
Hey, you know why the fuck you fucking freaking out on us?
Jules:
Look, I'm telling Marsellus today, I'm through.
Vincent:
But why don't you tell him at the same time, why?
Jules:
Don't worry, I will.
Vincent:
Yeah, and I bet you ten thousand dollars he laughs his ass off.
Jules:
I don't give a damn if he does.
Vincent:
Marvin, what do you make of all this?
Marvin:
Man, I don't even have an opinion.
Vincent: [Turns around, sloppily pointing his gun at Marvin; Vincent's gun goes off, killing Marvin instantly and covering the car's interior in his blood and brains]
Well, you gotta have an opinion! I mean, do you think that God came down from Heaven and stopped the-
Jules:
Oh! The fuck's happening?! Ah!
Vincent:
Oh shit!
Jules:
Man!
Vincent:
Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
Vincent:
Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident.
Jules:
Oh man, I seen some crazy ass shit in my time, but this...
Vincent:
Chill out man, I told you it was an accident, you probably went over a bump or something!
Jules:
Hey, the car ain't hit no motherfucking bump!
Vincent:
Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch, the gun went off, I don't know why!
Jules:
Well look at this fucking mess, man! We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent:
I don't believe it, man!
Jules:
Well, believe it now, motherfucker, we got to get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood!
Vincent:
Just take it to a friendly place, that's all!
Jules:
This is The Valley, Vincent! Marsellus ain't got no friendly places in The Valley!
Vincent:
WELL, JULES, THIS AIN'T MY FUCKIN’ TOWN, MAN!
Jules: [''Pulls out a cell phone and extends the antenna]
Shit!
Vincent:
What you doing?
Jules: [[W:Toluca Lake|Toluca Lake]
I'm calling my partner in ].
Vincent:
Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: [over the telephone]
It's just over the hill here, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we gonna do, man, cause I ain't got no other partners in 818. Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Just listen up, man, me and my homeboy in some serious fucking shit, man. We're in a car we gotta get off the road pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple hours...
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Confrontation Over Best Intentions
Brett: [to Jules]
Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But-But I-I never got your...
Jules:
My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.
Brett: [rising; Jules motions him to sit down]
No, no, no. I just want you to know how – I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Mr. Wallace. I-I-It...we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never...
Jules: [silence]
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin something about "best intentions"? What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: [unsure of how to respond]
..What?
Jules: [angrily throws the small table in the room]
What country are you from!?
Brett: [starts hyperventilating]
Wha-what?
Jules:
What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?
Brett:
What?
Jules:
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett:
Yes!!
Jules:
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!
Brett:
Yes..!
Jules:
DESCRIBE WHAT MARSELLUS WALLACE “LOOKS” LIKE!
Brett:
Wha-what I—?
Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face]
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Brett:
H-H-He's black...
Jules:
GO ON!
Brett:
...He's bald...!
Jules:
Does he look like a bitch?!
Brett: [Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder]
What? AGHH!! Anh..!!
Jules: [furiously shouting at the top of his lungs]
DOES! HE! LOOK!... LIKE! A BITCH?!?!
Brett:
NO!
Jules:
Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett:
I didn't...!
Jules:
Yes, you did! YES, you DID, Brett! You tried to fuck him.
Brett:
No... no....
Brett: [gasping for breath]
Yes...!
Jules: [[Book of Ezekiel|Ezekiel; begins pacing about the room; pulls out his gun and aims at Brett]
Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. ] 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is He who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for He is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD... ...when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Marvin:
Oh fuck. I'm fucked. Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Vincent:
Is he a friend of yours?
Jules:
Hmm? Oh, Vincent, Marvin. Marvin, Vincent.
Vincent:
Better tell him to shut the fuck up, he's getting on my nerves.
Jules:
Marvin. Marvin. MARVIN! I'd knock that shit off if I was you.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
