Memorable Quotes from Phyllis Applegate
1 quoteInfidelity and Unexpected Discoveries in Marriage
John
I used to be married, but not anymore.
Sadie
Is your wife with ] now?
[sympathetically; [Jesus]
John
Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos". He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
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