Phyllis Smith Biography
Phyllis Smith (born July 10, 1951) is an American film and television actress who is best known for playing Phyllis Lapin-Vance on The Office. Description above from the Wikipedia article Phyllis Smith, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Phyllis Smith Quotes
Airline Charges and Passenger Concerns
Flight Attendant:
I'm sorry, sir, that's full. We're gonna have to gate-check those.
Dave:
Are you gonna charge me 25 bucks a bag?
Flight Attendant:
Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
Jeanette: [shivering in her seat]
I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
Simon:
But of course.
Brittany:
Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Simon:
Heh, sorry.
Brittany: [pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover]
Guess I'll have to read this. She's pretty. Oh wait, that's me!
Dave:
All right, head count.
Theodore: [appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag; roars until Dave removes the bag]
BOO! You like my Jungle Monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
Eleanor:
Yeah! Out of a barf bag!
Dave: [tosses bag aside and does a head count]
Yeah, nice. Where's Alvin?
Alvin: [over intercom]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an on-time departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button. (The passengers do so.)
Dave:
Alvin...
Alvin: [frantically]
Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, and uh... enjoy your flight!
Flight Attendant:
Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off. (Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever.)
Flight Attendant:
Sit, now!
Alvin:
Uh-oh.
Dave:
But he--
Flight Attendant:
Sit! (The cart rolls down the aisle.)
Dave: [the cart crashes into Dave]
No, no, no! ALVIN!! (Alvin smiles nervously and the plane takes off, ending the film.)
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