Memorable Quotes from Phyllis Smith
1 quoteAirline Charges and Passenger Concerns
Flight Attendant
I'm sorry, sir, that's full. We're gonna have to gate-check those.
Dave
Are you gonna charge me 25 bucks a bag?
Flight Attendant
Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag.
Jeanette
I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent?
[shivering in her seat]
Simon
But of course.
Brittany
Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine!
Simon
Heh, sorry.
Brittany
Guess I'll have to read this. She's pretty. Oh wait, that's me!
[pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover]
Dave
All right, head count.
Theodore
BOO! You like my Jungle Monster costume? Eleanor made it for me.
[appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag; roars until Dave removes the bag]
Eleanor
Yeah! Out of a barf bag!
Dave
Yeah, nice. Where's Alvin?
[tosses bag aside and does a head count]
Alvin
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an on-time departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button. (The passengers do so.)
[over intercom]
Dave
Alvin...
Alvin
Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, and uh... enjoy your flight!
[frantically]
Flight Attendant
Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off. (Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever.)
Flight Attendant
Sit, now!
Alvin
Uh-oh.
Dave
But he--
Flight Attendant
Sit! (The cart rolls down the aisle.)
Dave
No, no, no! ALVIN!! (Alvin smiles nervously and the plane takes off, ending the film.)
[the cart crashes into Dave]
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