Memorable Quotes from Rachel Weisz
33 quotesA Moment of Concern and Distraction
Lady Sarah
Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later.
[to Robert Harley]
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Skepticism Towards Drug Company Motives
Tessa Quayle
They're a drug company, Arnold. Come on, no drug company does something for nothing.
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Developing a Secret Communication Code
Short Sighted Woman
We developed a code so that we can communicate with each other even in front of the others without them knowing what we are saying. When we turn our heads to the left it means "I love you more than anything in the world" and when we turn our heads to the right it means "watch out, we're in danger". We had to be very careful in the beginning not to mix up "I love you more than anything in the world" with "watch out, we're in danger". When we raise our left arm it means "I want to dance in your arms", when we make a fist and put it behind our backs it means "let's fuck". The code grew and grew as time went by and within a few weeks we could talk about almost anything without even opening our mouths.
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Revelation of True Nature Unveiled
Evanora
What's the matter? Run out of bubbles?
Glinda
I don't need them. The bubbles are just for show.
Evanora
What have you done to me?!
Glinda
Revealed what you truly are.
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Queen Anne's Hot Chocolate Dilemma
Lady Sarah
None for the queen.
Queen Anne
What?
Lady Sarah
Well you cannot have hot chocolate. Your stomach, the sugar inflames it.
Queen Anne
Abigail, hand me that cup!
Lady Sarah
Do not.
[casually]
Abigail
I'm sorry I do not know what to do.
Lady Sarah
Oh fine, give it to her. And you can get a bucket and mop for the aftermath.
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The Pain of Isolation and Longing
Short Sighted Woman
Back then, he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone - how much it hurts when you cannot reach to rub pain ointment on your back and you are constantly in pain.
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Excessive Cream Bills and Hemorrhoid Remedies
Lady Sarah
Mrs. Meg, your cream bill is outrageous. Are you bathing in it to help your hemorrhoids?
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Diplomats and Labradors: A Comparison
Justin Quayle
Well, ah, I can't speak for Sir Bernard...
Tessa Quayle
Oh, I thought that was why you were here?
Justin Quayle
Well, diplomats have to go where they're sent.
Tessa Quayle
So do labradors.
Justin Quayle
Ouch... Well, I think Mr. Bernard would argue that when peaceful means are exhausted...
[Smiling]
Tessa Quayle
Exhausted? Mr.Quayle, they're not exactly exhausted, they're just lying in the way of the tanks!
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Tension and Desire in a Heated Exchange
Sidney Godolphin
Obviously you have chosen to keep the particulars of your dismissal from me. I shall leave a gap in the conversation for you to remedy that.
Sidney Godolphin
I do not know of women and their feelings, but I know they nurse their hurts like wailing newborns.
Lady Sarah
Godolphin, I have a surge of desire to see your nose broken. Your point?
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Comparing the Severity of Punishments
Short Sighted Woman
Some punishments are worse than other punishments. Having your thumb cut is worse than having your head shaved. And having a hot boiled egg under your armpit is worse than having your leg kicked. The punishment I am afraid of isn't the Red Kiss but another one, that is called the Red Intercourse.
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Doubt and Loyalty in the Wizard's Arrival
Theodora
Isn't he wonderful? Didn't I say he would come?
Evanora
You dare escort that...oaf in here and and allow him to climb on the hallowed throne?
[angrily]
Theodora
And why not? He is the wizard.
Evanora
The wizard, or so he says. Did it not ever occur to you that he might be an impostor in league with the Wicked Witch and sent here to kill us?
Theodora
Wicked Witch? Don't be ridiculous.
Evanora
Oh, I'm not the one who is underestimating her cleverness. Or maybe it is you that I am underestimating. Have you finally joined her side, sister?
[pauses; Theodora looks at her in surprise]
Theodora
I am on no one's side. You know that. I simply want peace, that's all I ever wanted and the wizard can do that. He's a good man.
Evanora
What do you know about goodness? Deep down, you are wicked.
Theodora
I'm not WICKED!!!
[furiously; in her rage, she throws a fireball at a vase. She recoils]
Evanora
That temper really is wasted on you, isn't it?
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Limits of Generosity and Sacrifice
Lady Sarah
There are limits to what one can give.
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The Cost of Sacrifice in Power Struggles
Abigail
If your husband dies?
[about the war]
Lady Sarah
Did you not sacrifice your cunt for a fatty German to save your father?
Abigail
Yes.
Lady Sarah
There is always a price to pay. I am prepared to pay it.
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Questioning Britain's Diplomatic Choices in War
Tessa Quayle
Sorry, I've just got one question: Whose map is Britain using when it completely ignores the United Nations and decides to invade Iraq? Or do you think it's more diplomatic to bend to the will of a superpower and politely take part in Vietnam the Sequel?
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Tension Between Abigail and Lady Sarah
Abigail
Obviously you still have some anger issues. I will allow it this once.
[after Sarah slaps Abigail twice in the face]
Lady Sarah
Congratulations on your wedding night.
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Knowledge and Secrets in Espionage
Tessa Quayle
I thought you spies knew everything.
Tim Donohue
Only God knows everything. He works for ].
[[w:Mossad|Mossad]
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Moral Dilemma of Helping Others
Justin Quayle
We can't involve ourselves in their lives, Tessa.
[Tessa tells Justin to slow down, wanting to drive a woman, her baby, and her brother who are walking 40 kilometers back to his home]
Tessa Quayle
Why?
Justin Quayle
Be reasonable. There are millions of people, they all need help. It's what the agencies are here for.
Tessa Quayle
Yeah, but these are three people that we can help.
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The Challenge of Pretending Emotions
Short Sighted Woman
One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don't that to pretend you don't have feelings when you do.
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A Playful Exchange on Sensitivity and Care
Lady Sarah
Anne, you are too sensitive.
Queen Anne
And you are too mean and uncaring, some days.
Lady Sarah
Some days I'm quite lovely though. Let's think on them!
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Understanding Emotional Responses to Rejection
Short Sighted Woman
He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the first thing most people do when they realise someone doesn't love them anymore is cry.
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Back Posture Discussion Among Friends
Natasha Romanoff
Here's what's going to happen.
Melina Vostokoff
Natasha, don't slouch!
Natasha
I'm not slouching!
Melina
You're going to get a back hunch.
Alexei Shostakov
Listen to your mother.
Natasha
Oh my God, this…
Alexei
Up, up!
Natasha
All right, enough! All of you!
Yelena Belova
I didn't say anything, that's not fair!
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Perceptions of Beauty and Self-Image
Queen Anne
They were all staring, weren't they? I can tell even if I can't see. And I heard the word fat! Fat and ugly!
[after her fall]
Lady Sarah
Anne, no one but me would dare and I did not.
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Determined Threat of Physical Action
Lady Sarah
If you do not go, I will start kicking you and I will not stop.
[to Abigail]
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The Cycle of Life and Death
Tessa Quayle
It's like it's a ] and all it produces are dead offspring.
[[marriage of convenience]
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Questioning Promises of Power and Love
Theodora
He said we would rule Oz, together...He said I would be his Queen.
[tricked by Evanora into thinking Oz has "betrayed" her for Glinda]
Evanora
Did he? Are you...quite sure it wasn't you who said that to him?
[takes Theodora's hand, meets her eyes]
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A Request for Cake and Comedy
Robert Harley
I wish to make a statement to the queen.
Lady Sarah
State it to me. I love a comedy. Is there cake?
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Sisterly Rivalry and Heartfelt Emotions
Evanora
What's the matter, sister?
Theodora
Look at how happy they all are. Do you think she'll be his Queen?
[jealously]
Evanora
Well, of course she'll be his Queen. You can't compete with Glinda's charms - no one can.
Theodora
Sister, it hurts!
[cries, her tears leaving burn scars on her face]
Evanora
Such is a broken heart - your precious "wizard" did that to you.
Theodora
Make it stop.
[turns to her]
Evanora
Would you like me to? One bite is all it takes. One bite, and your world will change forever. One bite, and your heart will become impenetrable. One bite, and you and I will finally share the throne. Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there?
[Theodora pauses; dissolve to Evanora offering her an enchanted green apple; seeing Theodora's hesitation]
Theodora
...You're the wicked one - not Glinda! Sister, you lied to me!
[stares up at her sister; Evanora smirks, victorious]
Evanora
It's nice, isn't it? How clear everything becomes.
Theodora
What is happening to me?!
[begins convulsing with pain and gasping for breath; tearing off her cloak and necklace, she staggers across the room]
Evanora
Oh. It's just your heart withering away. Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all, except...beautiful wickedness. Sister? Oh, sister, you're hideous. I can cast a simple enchantment, and have you looking just the way you were before.
[chuckling; Theodora stumbles across the room, hallucinating about Oz laughing, and collapses behind a table; the fire blazes high. Evanora steps cautiously towards her; shrieks and recoils as Theodora's hand, now clawed and green-skinned, shoots up and grabs the table. Evanora appears startled as Theodora - still unseen - stands up, casting a menacing silhouette on the wall; smiles weakly]
Theodora
No! This is who I am now. I want him to see me like this. I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way.
[flips her wide-brimmed red hat inside out, revealing a black witch's hat; cackling]
Evanora
Oh, dear.
[to herself]
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Desire and Betrayal Among the Powerful
Lady Sarah
Abigail has done this. She does not love you.
Queen Anne
Because how could anyone? She wants nothing from me. Unlike you.
Lady Sarah
She wants nothing from you. And yet somehow she is a lady. With 2000 a year, and Harley sits on your knee most nights.
Queen Anne
I wish you could love me as she does!
Lady Sarah
You wish me to lie to you? "Oh you look like an angel fallen from heaven, your majesty." No. Sometimes, you look like a badger. And you can rely on me to tell you.
Queen Anne
Why?
Lady Sarah
Because I will not lie! That is love!
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A Lady's Desire for Enjoyment
Lady Sarah
Sometimes a lady likes to have some fun.
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Dreaming of Intimacy and Connection
Short Sighted Woman
That night, in my sleep, I dreamt that we lived in a big house together in the city with a large, well-lit kitchen, and I was wearing dark blue trousers and a tight cream blouse and he took my clothes off and fucked me up the ass.
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Confrontation Over Belief in the Wizard
Theodora
OUT OF MY WAY! Give up, Glinda. Why do you continue to resist?
[Laughing; flies into the city on her broom, causing the citizens to jump aside in fright; she lands in front of Glinda, stares at her for a moment, then kneels so that they are eye-to-eye]
Glinda
Because I believe in the Wizard.
Theodora
So did I, once. Behold. LOOK! Your Wizard!
[her face darkens with rage; stands up, pointing to Oz's balloon full of stolen gold, rising over the city]
Citizen 1
Where is he going?
Citizen 2
He's abandoning us!
[sadly]
Citizen 3
How could he?
[sadly]
Glinda
No!
China Girl
No!
[starts to cry]
Evanora
Ohh...Not so Great and Powerful, after all.
[mockingly]
Oz
Hey. Hello, Monkey.
[in Winkie voice; Finley looks up, and the Winkie pulls back the brim of his helmet to reveal Oz, grinning]
Finley
Oz! I thought you were dead-
[beams, hugs him]
Oz
Shh...You were crying pretty hard - was that for me?
Finley
Oh...no, some of the smoke got in my eyes!
Oz
Oh, right.
[laughs]
Finley
Wow, you fooled everybody - That was your greatest trick yet!
Oz
That was just the opening act.
[grins]
Evanora
Let this be the final word! Your prophecy is dead. Like the king who spoke it, and the wizard who tried to fulfill it! All dead!
[to the Citizens; Oz and Finley glance nervously in her direction as she and Theodora step forward on either side of Glinda]
Oz
It's showtime.
[to Finley; leads him towards the projection-booth carriage, where the Master Tinker and Knuck are beckoning them]
Theodora
And they will be joined in death, by Glinda the Good! Farewell.
[to the Citizens; the citizens watch sadly as Theodora and Evanora close on Glinda]
Evanora
Say hello to your daddy for me.
[she and Theodora conjure green lightning and red flames, respectively, and begin charging up their magical energies for the killing blow]
Glinda
The dreams of the people live on.
Oz
Fear me not, good people of Oz! Fear me not! For it is I: the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!
[thunderously]
Evanora
More tricks?! After everything?! How dare you defy us?!
Oz
Dare"?! How dare you, wicked sisters?! No-one defies Oz!
[thunderously; the citizens cheer]
Evanora
Guards! Destroy him!
Guard Officer
Forward! Attack! .
[They throw javelins, to no avail. Oz laughs; the guards retreat]
Evanora
Guards! Come back here in an instant!
Oz
You thought you could kill me?! Me?! Thanks to you, I have shed my mortal shell and taken my true ethereal form. I am now more powerful than ever! I am invincible! You still doubt me?!
[thunderously]
Theodora
Doubt you? I defy you! .
[throws a fireball; Finley pulls a lever; Oz's image fades]
Evanora
Beautifully done, sister.
Theodora
Thank you.
Finley
Hurry! You're taking too much time!
Oz
Hold… hold…
Finley
They think they're winning!
Oz
Put it back on!
Oz
What're you doing? Put it back on!
Tinker
Loose wire. Screw's stuck!
Oz
Hold on! Use this!
[gives him a tool]
Tinker
Got it.
Oz
Great.
Theodora
This can't be!
Oz
You cannot defeat me! I am immortal! I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz! Now, witness and observe, as I unleash the ]! Behold!
[laughs, then thunderously; the citizens cheer; [stars]
Glinda
So those are fireworks.
[sotto voce]
Evanora
He is the Wizard.
[retreats]
Knuck
We got Evanora! She's on the run!
Oz
Alright! We got one!
Theodora
Come back, you coward! And you said I was the weak one!
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The Role of Viruses in Genetic Reprogramming
Dr. Marta Shearing
Well, if you're going to reprogram human genetic material, you need a delivery system, and nothing works better than virus. It's like a suitcase.
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A Return from Hell
Abigail
My dear friend and cousin, how good to see you've returned from...
Lady Sarah
Hell. I'm sure you shall pass through it one day.
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