Rachel WeiszQuotes

Dr. Marta Shearing: Well, if you're going to reprogram human genetic material, you need a delivery system, and nothing works better than virus. It's like a suitcase.

Justin Quayle: Well, ah, I can't speak for Sir Bernard...

Tessa Quayle: Oh, I thought that was why you were here?

Justin Quayle: Well, diplomats have to go where they're sent.

Tessa Quayle: So do labradors.

Justin Quayle: [Smiling] Ouch... Well, I think Mr. Bernard would argue that when peaceful means are exhausted...

Tessa Quayle: Exhausted? Mr.Quayle, they're not exactly exhausted, they're just lying in the way of the tanks!

Justin Quayle: [Tessa tells Justin to slow down, wanting to drive a woman, her baby, and her brother who are walking 40 kilometers back to his home] We can't involve ourselves in their lives, Tessa.

Tessa Quayle: Why?

Justin Quayle: Be reasonable. There are millions of people, they all need help. It's what the agencies are here for.

Tessa Quayle: Yeah, but these are three people that we can help.

Tessa Quayle: I thought you spies knew everything.

Tim Donohue: [[w:Mossad|Mossad] Only God knows everything. He works for ].

Tessa Quayle: They're a drug company, Arnold. Come on, no drug company does something for nothing.

Tessa Quayle: Sorry, I've just got one question: Whose map is Britain using when it completely ignores the United Nations and decides to invade Iraq? Or do you think it's more diplomatic to bend to the will of a superpower and politely take part in Vietnam the Sequel?

Tessa Quayle: [[marriage of convenience] It's like it's a ] and all it produces are dead offspring.

Evanora: What's the matter? Run out of bubbles?

Glinda: I don't need them. The bubbles are just for show.

Evanora: What have you done to me?!

Glinda: Revealed what you truly are.

Theodora: [Laughing; flies into the city on her broom, causing the citizens to jump aside in fright; she lands in front of Glinda, stares at her for a moment, then kneels so that they are eye-to-eye] OUT OF MY WAY! Give up, Glinda. Why do you continue to resist?

Glinda: Because I believe in the Wizard.

Theodora: [her face darkens with rage; stands up, pointing to Oz's balloon full of stolen gold, rising over the city] So did I, once. Behold. LOOK! Your Wizard!

Citizen 1: Where is he going?

Citizen 2: [sadly] He's abandoning us!

Citizen 3: [sadly] How could he?

Glinda: No!

China Girl: [starts to cry] No!

Evanora: [mockingly] Ohh...Not so Great and Powerful, after all.

Oz: [in Winkie voice; Finley looks up, and the Winkie pulls back the brim of his helmet to reveal Oz, grinning] Hey. Hello, Monkey.

Finley: [beams, hugs him] Oz! I thought you were dead-

Oz: Shh...You were crying pretty hard - was that for me?

Finley: Oh...no, some of the smoke got in my eyes!

Oz: [laughs] Oh, right.

Finley: Wow, you fooled everybody - That was your greatest trick yet!

Oz: [grins] That was just the opening act.

Evanora: [to the Citizens; Oz and Finley glance nervously in her direction as she and Theodora step forward on either side of Glinda] Let this be the final word! Your prophecy is dead. Like the king who spoke it, and the wizard who tried to fulfill it! All dead!

Oz: [to Finley; leads him towards the projection-booth carriage, where the Master Tinker and Knuck are beckoning them] It's showtime.

Theodora: [to the Citizens; the citizens watch sadly as Theodora and Evanora close on Glinda] And they will be joined in death, by Glinda the Good! Farewell.

Evanora: [she and Theodora conjure green lightning and red flames, respectively, and begin charging up their magical energies for the killing blow] Say hello to your daddy for me.

Glinda: The dreams of the people live on.

Oz: [thunderously] Fear me not, good people of Oz! Fear me not! For it is I: the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!

Evanora: More tricks?! After everything?! How dare you defy us?!

Oz: [thunderously; the citizens cheer] Dare"?! How dare you, wicked sisters?! No-one defies Oz!

Evanora: Guards! Destroy him!

Guard Officer: [They throw javelins, to no avail. Oz laughs; the guards retreat] Forward! Attack! .

Evanora: Guards! Come back here in an instant!

Oz: [thunderously] You thought you could kill me?! Me?! Thanks to you, I have shed my mortal shell and taken my true ethereal form. I am now more powerful than ever! I am invincible! You still doubt me?!

Theodora: [throws a fireball; Finley pulls a lever; Oz's image fades] Doubt you? I defy you! .

Evanora: Beautifully done, sister.

Theodora: Thank you.

Finley: Hurry! You're taking too much time!

Oz: Hold… hold…

Finley: They think they're winning!

Oz: Put it back on!

Oz: What're you doing? Put it back on!

Tinker: Loose wire. Screw's stuck!

Oz: [gives him a tool] Hold on! Use this!

Tinker: Got it.

Oz: Great.

Theodora: This can't be!

Oz: [laughs, then thunderously; the citizens cheer; [stars] You cannot defeat me! I am immortal! I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz! Now, witness and observe, as I unleash the ]! Behold!

Glinda: [sotto voce] So those are fireworks.

Evanora: [retreats] He is the Wizard.

Knuck: We got Evanora! She's on the run!

Oz: Alright! We got one!

Theodora: Come back, you coward! And you said I was the weak one!

Evanora: What's the matter, sister?

Theodora: [jealously] Look at how happy they all are. Do you think she'll be his Queen?

Evanora: Well, of course she'll be his Queen. You can't compete with Glinda's charms - no one can.

Theodora: [cries, her tears leaving burn scars on her face] Sister, it hurts!

Evanora: Such is a broken heart - your precious "wizard" did that to you.

Theodora: [turns to her] Make it stop.

Evanora: [Theodora pauses; dissolve to Evanora offering her an enchanted green apple; seeing Theodora's hesitation] Would you like me to? One bite is all it takes. One bite, and your world will change forever. One bite, and your heart will become impenetrable. One bite, and you and I will finally share the throne. Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there?

Theodora: [stares up at her sister; Evanora smirks, victorious] ...You're the wicked one - not Glinda! Sister, you lied to me!

Evanora: It's nice, isn't it? How clear everything becomes.

Theodora: [begins convulsing with pain and gasping for breath; tearing off her cloak and necklace, she staggers across the room] What is happening to me?!

Evanora: [chuckling; Theodora stumbles across the room, hallucinating about Oz laughing, and collapses behind a table; the fire blazes high. Evanora steps cautiously towards her; shrieks and recoils as Theodora's hand, now clawed and green-skinned, shoots up and grabs the table. Evanora appears startled as Theodora - still unseen - stands up, casting a menacing silhouette on the wall; smiles weakly] Oh. It's just your heart withering away. Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all, except...beautiful wickedness. Sister? Oh, sister, you're hideous. I can cast a simple enchantment, and have you looking just the way you were before.

Theodora: [flips her wide-brimmed red hat inside out, revealing a black witch's hat; cackling] No! This is who I am now. I want him to see me like this. I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way.

Evanora: [to herself] Oh, dear.

Theodora: [tricked by Evanora into thinking Oz has "betrayed" her for Glinda] He said we would rule Oz, together...He said I would be his Queen.

Evanora: [takes Theodora's hand, meets her eyes] Did he? Are you...quite sure it wasn't you who said that to him?

Theodora: Isn't he wonderful? Didn't I say he would come?

Evanora: [angrily] You dare escort that...oaf in here and and allow him to climb on the hallowed throne?

Theodora: And why not? He is the wizard.

Evanora: The wizard, or so he says. Did it not ever occur to you that he might be an impostor in league with the Wicked Witch and sent here to kill us?

Theodora: Wicked Witch? Don't be ridiculous.

Evanora: [pauses; Theodora looks at her in surprise] Oh, I'm not the one who is underestimating her cleverness. Or maybe it is you that I am underestimating. Have you finally joined her side, sister?

Theodora: I am on no one's side. You know that. I simply want peace, that's all I ever wanted and the wizard can do that. He's a good man.

Evanora: What do you know about goodness? Deep down, you are wicked.

Theodora: [furiously; in her rage, she throws a fireball at a vase. She recoils] I'm not WICKED!!!

Evanora: That temper really is wasted on you, isn't it?

Abigail: [about the war] If your husband dies?

Lady Sarah: Did you not sacrifice your cunt for a fatty German to save your father?

Abigail: Yes.

Lady Sarah: There is always a price to pay. I am prepared to pay it.

Sidney Godolphin: Obviously you have chosen to keep the particulars of your dismissal from me. I shall leave a gap in the conversation for you to remedy that.

Sidney Godolphin: I do not know of women and their feelings, but I know they nurse their hurts like wailing newborns.

Lady Sarah: Godolphin, I have a surge of desire to see your nose broken. Your point?

Lady Sarah: Abigail has done this. She does not love you.

Queen Anne: Because how could anyone? She wants nothing from me. Unlike you.

Lady Sarah: She wants nothing from you. And yet somehow she is a lady. With 2000 a year, and Harley sits on your knee most nights.

Queen Anne: I wish you could love me as she does!

Lady Sarah: You wish me to lie to you? "Oh you look like an angel fallen from heaven, your majesty." No. Sometimes, you look like a badger. And you can rely on me to tell you.

Queen Anne: Why?

Lady Sarah: Because I will not lie! That is love!

Abigail: [after Sarah slaps Abigail twice in the face] Obviously you still have some anger issues. I will allow it this once.

Lady Sarah: Congratulations on your wedding night.

Robert Harley: I wish to make a statement to the queen.

Lady Sarah: State it to me. I love a comedy. Is there cake?

Abigail: My dear friend and cousin, how good to see you've returned from...

Lady Sarah: Hell. I'm sure you shall pass through it one day.

Lady Sarah: None for the queen.

Queen Anne: What?

Lady Sarah: Well you cannot have hot chocolate. Your stomach, the sugar inflames it.

Queen Anne: Abigail, hand me that cup!

Lady Sarah: [casually] Do not.

Abigail: I'm sorry I do not know what to do.

Lady Sarah: Oh fine, give it to her. And you can get a bucket and mop for the aftermath.

Lady Sarah: Anne, you are too sensitive.

Queen Anne: And you are too mean and uncaring, some days.

Lady Sarah: Some days I'm quite lovely though. Let's think on them!

Queen Anne: [after her fall] They were all staring, weren't they? I can tell even if I can't see. And I heard the word fat! Fat and ugly!

Lady Sarah: Anne, no one but me would dare and I did not.

Lady Sarah: Sometimes a lady likes to have some fun.

Lady Sarah: Mrs. Meg, your cream bill is outrageous. Are you bathing in it to help your hemorrhoids?

Lady Sarah: [to Abigail] If you do not go, I will start kicking you and I will not stop.

Lady Sarah: There are limits to what one can give.

Lady Sarah: [to Robert Harley] Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later.

Short Sighted Woman: Some punishments are worse than other punishments. Having your thumb cut is worse than having your head shaved. And having a hot boiled egg under your armpit is worse than having your leg kicked. The punishment I am afraid of isn't the Red Kiss but another one, that is called the Red Intercourse.

Short Sighted Woman: One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don't that to pretend you don't have feelings when you do.

Short Sighted Woman: That night, in my sleep, I dreamt that we lived in a big house together in the city with a large, well-lit kitchen, and I was wearing dark blue trousers and a tight cream blouse and he took my clothes off and fucked me up the ass.

Short Sighted Woman: Back then, he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone - how much it hurts when you cannot reach to rub pain ointment on your back and you are constantly in pain.

Short Sighted Woman: He didn't burst into tears and he didn't think that the first thing most people do when they realise someone doesn't love them anymore is cry.

Short Sighted Woman: We developed a code so that we can communicate with each other even in front of the others without them knowing what we are saying. When we turn our heads to the left it means "I love you more than anything in the world" and when we turn our heads to the right it means "watch out, we're in danger". We had to be very careful in the beginning not to mix up "I love you more than anything in the world" with "watch out, we're in danger". When we raise our left arm it means "I want to dance in your arms", when we make a fist and put it behind our backs it means "let's fuck". The code grew and grew as time went by and within a few weeks we could talk about almost anything without even opening our mouths.

Natasha Romanoff: Here's what's going to happen.

Melina Vostokoff: Natasha, don't slouch!

Natasha: I'm not slouching!

Melina: You're going to get a back hunch.

Alexei Shostakov: Listen to your mother.

Natasha: Oh my God, this…

Alexei: Up, up!

Natasha: All right, enough! All of you!

Yelena Belova: I didn't say anything, that's not fair!