Memorable Quotes from Rainn Wilson
10 quotesPregnancy Tests and Uncertain Conclusions
Rollo
Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno
I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign, so I remain unconvinced.
Rollo
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl
It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
[to Juno]
Rollo
Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno
Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go, pronto!
Rollo
Well, you know where the lavatory is.
Rollo
You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
[yells]
Rollo
Well, fertile Myrtle, what's the prognosis? Minus or plus?
Juno
I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[taking a pregnancy test; grabs some candy]
Rollo
That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
[as Juno shakes the test like a thermometer]
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Feeling Overwhelmed by the Situation
Larry White
This is so far out of my league.
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Child's Unexplained Abilities Spark Curiosity
Larry White
* After being told by Emma's parents that she had levitated sugar into her father's bowl.
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Conflict Among Friends Escalates to Violence
Jenny Johnson
I thought you were just a jerk, but I didn't think you were this despicable! Teaming up with BARRY! You broke my heart! Now, I'm going to break your EVERYTHING!
Hannah Lewis
*HEY*! Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy BITCH!
[Hannah emerges from the meteor, shockingly gaining the same superpowers as Jenny]
Jenny Johnson
Bring it!
Vaughn Haige
Yes! GIRLFIGHT!
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Perceptions of Country Folk Humor
Captain Spaulding
I know what your problem is.
Bill Hudley
What's that?
Captain Spaulding
Ya'll think us folk from the country's real funny-like, dontcha?
Bill Hudley
Jerry...
Captain Spaulding
Yeah, well saddle up the mule, ma. Slide me some grits, I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu.
Bill Hudley
Jerry...
Captain Spaulding
You asshole!
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Discovery of the Time Portal
Larry White
* When he sees the Emma place Mimzy into the time portal.
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The Dangers of Pollution Discussed in Class
Larry White
* Talking to his class about the harmful effects of pollution.
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Perception of the Unusual
Larry White
That — is — weird.
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Confronting Crime with Determination
Frank Darbo
Shut up, crime!
[''repeated line'']
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The Role of Collective Responsibility
Larry White
Excellent question, Wendy. Why don't they do something? Why don't they stop it? Who is this "they" that Wendy is referring to I wonder? What do you think? "They" is all of us.
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