Memorable Quotes from Randy Couture
5 quotesTeamwork in a High-Stakes Challenge
Tool
All right, baby, all right. Come on! Let's see what you got!
[in a knife throwing contest with Lee Christmas; Lee throws knife near the center of the board]
Hale Caesar
Oh! Oh!
Tool
There's my boy!
[throws knife closer to the center]
Hale
Oh! Go... go... go south!
Barney Ross
So, you're back from the dead. How are you healin'?
[to Gunnar Jensen, who he earlier shot]
Gunnar Jensen
Good... considering you could have killed me.
[recovering from a gunshot wound three inches away from the heart]
Yin Yang
I forgive you.
[referring to Gunnar's earlier attempt to kill him]
Gunnar
Okay.
Yin
I would've won.
[referring to their fight]
Gunnar
Of course.
[giving a thumbs and winking at Yin]
Toll Road
Hey, Gunnar, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, brother: therapy.
[who sees a therapist; Gunnar nods his head]
Barney
The man's got a point.
Lee Christmas
You know what? I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. I once knew a man called Tool...
[stops before throwing a knife and laughs; reciting a [[w:Limerick (poetry)|limerick]
Barney
I love poetry.
[Hale makes a confused face]
Lee
To me, he was the epitome of cool. He was good with a knife... bad with the wife.
[Toll Road laughs; Yin and Toll laugh]
Barney
That hurt.
Lee
To think he could beat me, dreamin he'd defeat me, Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool! Oh yeah!
[speaking the film's final lines; the team shows a confused reaction; now standing in the street, shocks the Expendables by throwing a bull's eye]
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Provocative Question on Common Knowledge
Toll Road
Does the Pope shit in the woods ?
[''On being asked if he can create a diversion'']
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Taste Test in the Expendables 2
Toll Road
Oh. This tastes like shit. How's yours?
[''Eating some spoiled food''; ''To Caesar'']
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A Fight for Legacy and Justice
Sargon
You've come to avenge your father, the great hero?
Mathayus
I fight for more than vengeance now, Sargon. I fight for what my father once believed in. And I fight for what you've corrupted.
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Identity and Origins in The Expendables 2
Pilar
Who you are?
Barney Ross
].
[[w:American people|We're Americans]
Lee Christmas
Since when?
Gunner Jensen
Swedish.
Hale Caesar
Blackfoot.
Maggie
Chinese.
Toll Road
Retards.
Barney Ross
You done?
[''To Toll Road'']
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