The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - Counting Captives and Cannons in Conflict
Horatio Jackson:
Six enemy cannon and rescuing...
Functionary:
Ten.
Horatio Jackson:
Ten of our men held captive by The Turk.
Heroic Officer:
Yes, sir.
Horatio Jackson:
The officer about whom we've heard so much.
Heroic Officer:
I suppose so, sir.
Horatio Jackson:
Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty.
Heroic Officer:
I only did my best, sir.
Horatio Jackson:
Have him executed at once.
Soldier:
Yes, sir. Come along.
Horatio Jackson:
This sort of behavior is demoralizing for the ordinary soldiers and citizens who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. I think things are difficult enough as it is without these emotional people rocking the boat.
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