RV - Family Dynamics in a Restaurant Setting
Bob:
Table for 4. No smoking.
Waitress:
Wipe your feet.
Jamie: [while tying a knot in a cherry stem in her mouth; spits stem out; drops stem]
Mm-hmm. Mmm, mm-hmm. See, that's why you should study. So you can get good grades and go to a big party school.
Cassie: [her and Bob are playing billiards]
Hey, Dad, how come we never got a pool table for the house?
Bob: [Cassie laughs]
Because of the generalissimo over there. We had one before you were born, in the dining room, but then, you know, you get a job, you start inviting over for dinner, you have a family.
Cassie:
So life used to be fun?
Bob:
Yeah, it was fun. But then something happened that was a lot more fun.
Cassie: [amuses Bob referred to her]
Aw...
Bob: [[Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian|George Foreman]
We got the ] smokeless grill.
Cassie: [laughs]
Okay...
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