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Memorable Quotes from Retta

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Surprise Birthday Message for Dave
Alvin Are we rolling?
Theodore Okay, we're rolling. Dave's birthday message, take one.
[moves the camera to Alvin and Simon]
Alvin and Simon Happy Birthday, Dave!
Alvin We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
Brittany Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
Alvin Uh...
Theodore Take two.
Alvin To celebrate your birthday… and the Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol… We thought we'd throw you a small get… Hold on, that's the DJ!
[claps his hands; The cellphone is ringing]
Simon Wait, DJ?
Alvin Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
Simon Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?!
[takes off his glasses angrily]
Alvin Of course not! The party planner did.
Simon You hired a party planner?!
Party Planner No, he did not hire a "party planner.
Simon Oh, thank goodness. For a minute there, I...
[relieved; puts his glasses back on]
Party Planner I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions.
Simon Oh, boy.
[worried]
Alvin Dave, it's all good. It's just us. Nothing too cra... Theodore, you hit the flip button!
[chuckles nervously; Theodore accidentally presses the flip button on the cellphone]
Theodore Oops! Um, hi.