Memorable Quotes from Rhys Darby
5 quotesDiscussion About Angus's Romantic Interest
Doctor Dave
And how are you set up, Angus?
Angus
Well, her name is Daphne.
Doctor Dave
She likes the bearded man, does she?
Angus
She does indeed.
Doctor Dave
With a tiny knob.
Angus
Whatever.
Thick Kevin
I've got a tiny knob, actually, and I rather like it. Means I can wear smaller underpants.
The Count
Don't know what that means. I didn't understand any of that.
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Confrontation in a tense moment
Angus
How about it? How about this? Try and fuck your way out of this one Mark!
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Welcome to the World of Jumanji
Nigel Billingsley
Welcome to Jumanji.
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Saving Jumanji Requires Calling Its Name
Nigel Billingsley
If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name.
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Defiance Against the End of Pirate Radio
Quentin
The day has come. Tonight pirate radio dies. From midnight, we are a ghost ship floating without hope on cold and dark waters. You have done almighty work here. Thank you. But your work is done.
The Count
Not mine, sir. I'm an American citizen and I don't give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die. And then for a couple days after that.
Gavin Cavanagh
Not wanting to sound rude or anything, but don't you think that might be an ever so slightly monotonous experience for the listener? What do you say to 12 hours each, noble sir?
Angus
The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?
Dave
They've split up.
Angus
I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.
Dave
I intend to stop you doing so.
Simon
As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music. And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.
John
I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.
Bob Silver
I've got nowhere else to go.
Harold
I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.
Felicity
Can't let everyone starve. And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.
Thick Kevin
I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me. Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.
Young Carl
Obviously, I'm in. You're the only people in the world who like me.
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