Memorable Quotes from Richard Edson
14 quotesIdentity and Perception in Cultural Contexts
Eddie
You know, last year before I met your cousin, I never know you were from Hungary or Budapest or any of those places.
Willie
So what?
Eddie
I thought you were an American.
Willie
Hey, I'm as American as you are.
Eddie
Does Cleveland look a little like, uh, Budapest?
Willie
Eddie, shut up.
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Beauty of Lake Erie in Winter
Eva
Well, this is it. Lake Erie.
Eddie
Man, look at all this snow! Man, it's - it's beautiful.
Eva
It's not always frozen.
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Conversation About Florida's Beauty
Willie
You ever been to Florida?
Eddie
Florida? Yeah, it's beautiful down there.
Willie
Uh-huh.
Eddie
You know, white beaches, and girls with bikinis...
Willie
Yeah.
Eddie
Cape Canaveral, Miami Beach...
Willie
Cape Canaveral! Miami Beach! That's right.
Eddie
They got pelicans down there, and flamingos... all those weird birds.
Willie
You been there?
Eddie
Nah, I never been there.
Willie
You're a jerk, Eddie. You know that?... Nah, come on. What do you say we go down to Florida?
Eddie
Yeah?
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The Familiarity of New Places
Eddie
You know, it's funny... you come to someplace new, an'... and everything looks just the same.
Willie
No kiddin', Eddie.
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A Conversation Among Former Athletes
Billy Maharg
See, Bill, what did I tell ya? It's the little champ!
Abe Attell
They don't take nickel bets here, fellas.
Bill Burns
Abe Attell, right?
Abe Attell
Yeah. And you...you were a ballplayer.
Bill Burns
Bill Burns.
Abe Attell
Sleepy" Bill Burns! Strictly bench material.
Bill Burns
I won a few games.
Abe Attell
Well, you lost a few more. And you, my friend, didn't get that nose bobbing for apples.
[To Maharg]
Billy Maharg
I'm a fighter, sort of.
Abe Attell
Sort of. Let's see...Philly?
Billy Maharg
Yeah.
Abe Attell
Billy Maharg!
Billy Maharg
Yeah! You've seen me fight?
Abe Attell
Yeah, I've seen ya - you're a bum!
Billy Maharg
Hey!
Abe Attell
Yeah. So, what do you two birds want?
Billy Maharg
Word is that you work for Arnold Rothstein.
Bill Burns
We've got a proposition to make. Could mean big bucks.
Abe Attell
Well, I'm Mr. Rothstein's ears, so let's hear it.
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Discussion on Player Contracts and Business
Billy Maharg
(Eddie) Collins?
Bill Burns
Nah. Collins boy is the only one on the club getting paid what he's worth. Had it in his contract when he got traded.
Billy Maharg
What about Chick Gandil?
Bill Burns
He might do business. Chickie's a sport.
[Gandil hits a foul ball]
Billy Maharg
Buck Weaver?
Bill Burns
Bucky's one of the boys, but the thing about Bucky is he don't like to lose. Can't stand to lose. Put him on the "maybe" list.
[Weaver grounds out, and then kicks the ground in disgust]
Billy Maharg
What about (Ray) Schalk?
Bill Burns
Not a prayer.
Bill Burns
Eddie's getting old for the game. I know the feeling. You walk out there to the mound, with your arm hanging.
Billy Maharg
You couldn't pitch when you were young, Burnsie.
[Burns gives him a look]
Bill Burns
Eddie's the key. If we don't get Eddie, we forget about it.
Billy Maharg
Guy could knock his brains out doing that!
Bill Burns
What brains? Shoeless Joe's ignorant; Hap Felsch is just dumb.
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Missing Meteorite Piece Discussion
Koopa
Now, where's the rock?
Iggy and Spike
Rock, sir?
Koopa
The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Spike
That rock!
Iggy
I told you not to forget it!
Koopa
And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
Iggy and Spike
The plumbers took it.
[nervously]
Koopa
Plumbers? Plumber alert!
[whispers; to Lena]
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Discussion of Available Funds
Willie
How much money we got?
Eddie
I don't know. We got a lot.
Willie
How much is a lot, Eddie?
Eddie
We got a lot. We got almost six hundred dollars!
Willie
You're alright, Eddie. You know.
Eddie
We're a coupla rich men now.
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Cultural Identity and Ownership in Conflict
Buggin Out
Hey, hey, Sal, how come you ain't got no brothers up on the wall here?
Sal
You want brothers up on the wall, get your own place. You can do what you want to do. You can put your brothers and uncles and nieces and nephews, step-fathers, step-mothers, whoever you want. See? But, this is *my* pizzeria. American Italians up on the wall.
Vito
Take it easy, Pop.
Pino
Don't start.
Buggin Out
Yeah, that might be fine, Sal, but, you own this, rarely do I see any American Italians eatin in here. All I see is Black folks. So since we spend much money here, we do have some say.
Sal
You lookin for trouble? You a troublemaker, is that what you are? You makin trouble?
Buggin Out
Yeah! I'm a troublemaker. I'm makin trouble.
Sal
You're a ball breaker. Always comin in here lookin for trouble, aren't you. Suppose I busted your head. How would you - Now, Mookie. Mookie, you wanna get your friend outta here.
Buggin Out
Oh, you wanna kick me out now? You're gonna kick me out, huh?
Sal
Nah, I'm not kickin you out. You're kickin yourself out.
Buggin Out
What? Look, we want some brothers up on the wall. Yo, ], ], you know, ]. Tomorrow!
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Discussion About Cleveland's Charm
Eva
I'm going to Cleveland in about a week.
Eddie
Cleveland, beautiful city. It's got a big, beautiful lake. You will love it there.
Eva
Have you been there?
Eddie
No, no.
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Demand for Representation in Public Spaces
Sal
What'd I tell you about that noise?
Buggin Out
What'd I tell you about them pictures?
Sal
What the fuck, are you deaf?
Buggin Out
No! Are you? FUCK YOU! We want some black people on that motherfucking Wall of Fame now!
Mookie
We're trying to go fucking home! We've been here all fucking day, Buggin Out!
Sal
Turn that jungle music off! We ain't in Africa!
Buggin Out
Why it got to be about jungle music? Why it got to be about Africa? It's about them fucking pictures!
Sal
It's about turning that shit off and getting the fuck out of my place!
Pino
RADIO RAHEEM!
Radio Raheem
Fuck you!
Sal
AND FUCK YOU TOO!
Ahmad
Get in there, Pino!
Radio Raheem
This is music. My music!
Sal
FUCK YOUR MUSIC!
Radio Raheem
Well, turn it off, then.
Vito
Hey, man, get the fuck out of here! We're fucking closed!
Buggin Out
Fuck you! We're closing you guinea bastards for good! For good, motherfucker! Until you get some black people on that motherfucking Wall of Fame!
Sal
You're gonna fucking close me?
Buggin Out
You're goddamn right!
Sal
YOU BLACK COCKSUCKER!! I'LL FUCKING TEAR YOUR FUCKING NIGGER ASS!
Punchy
Oh, we're niggers now?! We niggers now!
[Over all the shouting]
Buggin Out
YOU FUCKING WHITE TRASH! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
Mookie
Sal, put the fucking bat down!
Buggin Out
COME ON, MAN, YOU FUCKING GUINEA TRASH!
Sal
YOU BLACK COCKSUCKER!! YOU NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER!
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Tension Builds Over Daisy's Location
Mario
If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
Luigi
Now, where's Daisy?
Spike
No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
Luigi
Where's Daisy, butt breath?!
Iggy
Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!
Luigi
Not til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
Spike
Where is the rock?!
Mario
SHUT UP!!
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Eddie's Uncertainty About Budapest Plans
Eddie
Aw, Willie. I had a bad feeling. Damn. What the hell are you gonna do in Budapest?
[watches plane take off]
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A Tense Exchange About Money Management
Willie
How much money we got left?
Eddie
We got a lot.
Willie
Count it.
Eddie
Hey, Willie, why are you always telling me what to do?
Willie
Seems like if I don't tell you what to do, you don't do anything at all.
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