Memorable Quotes from Richard Tyson
5 quotesConflict and Exasperation in Dialogue
Smiley
Fuck you Perry.
Perry
That's right Smiley, "fuck you" covers just about everything!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Life's Simplicity and Hidden Secrets
Perry
This girl's got a secret. Huh? You got any secrets. I don't have any secrets. I don't have anything. All I got is a bike, a truck, and post office box in Clearlake, Florida.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Misunderstanding Leads to Unexpected Consequences
Ted
Look, I didn't solicit any sex, okay? This is a huge misunderstanding. I was really going out to pee, I was walking to the bushes, I tripped over this guy - and suddenly all those cops and their helicopters...
Detective Stabler
Ted, Ted, it's okay, we believe you. The problem is we found your friend in the car.
[about the dead body in the trunk]
Ted
Oh, the hitchhiker? That's what this is about, the hitchhiker? Oh, oh, great. This is my luck. I get caught for everything.
[smiles]
Detective Krevoy
So...you admit it?
[pats Ted's shoulder]
Ted
Ah, yeah, guilty as charged. Look, I know you guys got a job to do, alright? And I'm really sorry. I did it, I admit it. You know, the guy even told me, the hitchhiker told me it was illegal.
Detective Krevoy
Well, uh, can you tell us his name?
Ted
Ah...no, I didn't catch it. Can we cut to the chase? I mean, am I like in a lot of trouble here?
Detective Stabler
First tell us why you did it.
[nods]
Ted
Why I did it? Ah...I don't know. Boredom? The guy turned to be a blubber mouth who just would not shut up.
Detective Krevoy
Ted, this wasn't your first time, was it?
[trying to control himself]
Ted
No.
Detective Krevoy
How many are we talking here?
Ted
Hitchhikers? My whole life? Ah... I don't know - twenty-five, fifty... I mean, who keeps track? Hey, you know, I know this is the Bible Belt and everything, but where I come from, this is not that big deal, I mean...
[confused]
Detective Krevoy
You son of a bitch! You're gonna fry!
[slams Ted's head against the desk]
Detective Stabler
Take it easy! Calm down! Are you okay?
Ted
What the hell is wrong with you?
[to Krevoy]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Uninvited Guest and Unexpected Consequences
April Delongpre
I don't even know you, yet you just come inside my house, uninvited, and take my life away!
Perry
Maybe you don't know it, but you did invite me!
April Delongpre
Oh, go to hell!
Perry
Oh, sweetheart!
April Delongpre
Oh, fuck you!
Perry
Princess!
April Delongpre
Cocksucker!
Perry
Sugar!
April Delongpre
Motherfucker!
Perry
Sweetpea!
April Delongpre
Bastard!
Perry
Be careful what you say, people around here might think we love each other.
April Delongpre
You can rot in hell for all I care.
Perry
You're sexy when you're angry.
April Delongpre
You bastard!
Perry
You already said that!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Perry's Humorous Observation on a Character
Perry
Sorry about the disturbance folks, but that is one special wacko chick.
[to the motel guests after his argument with April.]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.