Memorable Quotes from Rick Dano
1 quoteA Wedding's Unforeseen Emotional Turmoil
Wedding Guest
Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?
Allen
She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?!
Guest
Hey, Allen!
Allen
She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
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