Splash - A Wedding's Unforeseen Emotional Turmoil
Wedding Guest:
Hey, Allen! Where's Victoria?
Allen:
She's not coming! What, do you want your money back?!
Guest:
Hey, Allen!
Allen:
She left me! She moved out and my life's shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
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