Rob Lowe Quotes

Sex Tape

Unexpected Offer in a Surprising Encounter

Hank Can I get you anything? Coffee? Finger sandwiches? ...Sliced pineapple?

Owner of YouPorn Not Playboy! Did Hugh send you?

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St. Elmo's Fire

Illusions and Reality in Challenging Times

Billy Hicks Jules, you know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.

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Thank You for Smoking

Future Time and Pricing Strategies

Jeff Megall Do you know what time it is in Tokyo, Nick?

Nick Naylor No.

Jeff Megall 4 pm tomorrow. It's the future, Nick. Anyway for Pitt to smoke it's 10 million, for the pair it's 25.

Nick Naylor 25?! Usually when I buy 2 of something I get a discount. What's the extra 5 for?

Jeff Megall Synergy. These are not stupid people, they got it right away. Pitt and Zeta-Jones lighting up after some cosmic fucking in the bubble suite's gonna sell a lot of cigarettes.

Nick Naylor Well for that kind of money, my people will expect some very serious smoking. Can Brad blow smoke rings?

Jeff Megall I don't have that information.

Nick Naylor Well for 25 million, we'd want smoke rings.

Jeff Megall Oh, one other thing. You'll be co-financing this picture with the Sultan of Glutan.

Nick Naylor The Sultan of Glutan, the one that massacred and enslaved his own people? Aren't they calling him the Hitler of the South Pacific?

Jeff Megall I can't speak to that. In all my dealings with him he's been a very reasonable and sensitive guy, he's fun, you'll like him. Oh, thats London calling, it's 7 am in the old empire.

[his phone beeps]

Nick Naylor Jeff, when do you sleep?

Jeff Megall Sunday.

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Behind the Candelabra

Transforming Scott's Appearance Through Surgery

Liberace Now, Jack. I want to talk to you about doing some surgery on Scott here.

Scott What?

Dr. Jack Startz Fine. What would you like me to do as Scott?

Liberace I want you to make Scott look like this. Can you do that?

[holds up a portrait of himself]

Dr. Jack Startz Oh, I see. Oh, yes. I think I can do what you want. He's gonna need a nose job and I'm going to have to restructure his cheek bones and his chin with silicone implants, but its not impossible. But first, we gotta slim him down. I have a terrific diet, the California diet, guaranteed loss fifteen pounds in four weeks.

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Youngblood

Communication Breakdown on the Ice

Derek Sutton Stay on sides, Youngblood.

Dean Youngblood Pass the puck!

Derek Sutton Don't tell me when to pass the puck.

Dean Youngblood You want me to slow down for ya?

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Thank You for Smoking

The Search for a Smoking Role Model

Nick Naylor Now, what we need is a smoking role model, a real winner.

Jeff Megall ] meets ].

[[Indiana Jones; [Jerry Maguire]

Nick Naylor Right, on two packs a day.

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Monster Trucks

A Cautious Approach to Violence

Reece Tenneson He comes highly recommended. I'm not into hurting people. That's his job.

[on Burke; nods to Burke]

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Wayne's World

The Value of Love and Self-Improvement

Terry I love you, man.

Russell And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.

Benjamin Kane And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America, almost to the top, but it can't get you everything.

Wayne Isn't it great we're all better people?

[Wayne and Garth step forward]

Wayne & Garth FISHED IN!

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Thank You for Smoking

Cigarettes and Sci-Fi: A Futuristic Debate

Jeff Megall Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make, Message from Sector Six.

Nick Naylor Cigarettes in space?

Jeff Megall It's the final frontier, Nick.

Nick Naylor But wouldn't they blow up in an all-oxygen environment?

Jeff Megall Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: "Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device." You ought to make a product to tie in with the movie, such as a new brand of cigarettes.

[long pause]

Nick Naylor Sector Sixes?

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Wayne's World

Ethics of Sponsorship and Creative Control

Benjamin Kane Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.

Wayne Campbell ] pizza box] Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

[With a [[w:Pizza Hut|Pizza Hut; Pulls a slice out of the box, and poses]

Benjamin Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast.

Wayne Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?

[holding a bag of [[w:Doritos|Doritos; Eats a chip and poses]

Garth Algar ] sportswear] It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.

[dressed head-to-toe in [[w:Reebok|Reebok]

Wayne I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.

Garth Here, take two of these. ] into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills]

[drops two [[w:Nuprin|Nuprin]

Wayne Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

Benjamin Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.

Wayne ].] Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation.

[Holds up a can of [[w:Pepsi|Pepsi; Takes a sip and smiles to the camera]

Youngblood

Embracing the Unusual in Everyday Life

Dean Youngblood Where else could I get beaten up every day, treated like shit by prima donna Canadians and get my nuts shaved?

St. Elmo's Fire

A husband's plea for respect

Billy Hicks Hey! Hey, take your hands off my wife.

St. Elmo's Fire

Self-Created Drama and Personal Struggles

Billy Hicks So, you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation, plus a wife and kid, and, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain. That's better. You know, this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama. I should know; I've been starring in a few of my own.

[to Jules; puts a blanket on her]

Youngblood

Humorous Banter About Boxing and Strategy

Duane Hewitt Fast legs, slow fists.

Dean Youngblood The guy suckered me.

[about Racki]

Duane Hewitt Oh, poor baby. Hey, maybe next time we can send you a telegram: get ready for the right hook.

Youngblood

Facing Adversity in a Foreign Game

Kelly Youngblood Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them, you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.

Dean Youngblood They'll never catch me!

Kelly Youngblood Oh, they'll catch you.

St. Elmo's Fire

Critique of 1980s Feminism and Realities

Billy Hicks Join the club. You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway.

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