Behind the Candelabra - Transforming Scott's Appearance Through Surgery
Liberace:
Now, Jack. I want to talk to you about doing some surgery on Scott here.
Scott:
What?
Dr. Jack Startz:
Fine. What would you like me to do as Scott?
Liberace: [holds up a portrait of himself]
I want you to make Scott look like this. Can you do that?
Dr. Jack Startz:
Oh, I see. Oh, yes. I think I can do what you want. He's gonna need a nose job and I'm going to have to restructure his cheek bones and his chin with silicone implants, but its not impossible. But first, we gotta slim him down. I have a terrific diet, the California diet, guaranteed loss fifteen pounds in four weeks.
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St. Elmo's Fire - Critique of 1980s Feminism and Realities
Billy Hicks:
Join the club. You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway.
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St. Elmo's Fire - A husband's plea for respect
Billy Hicks:
Hey! Hey, take your hands off my wife.
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St. Elmo's Fire - Illusions and Reality in Challenging Times
Billy Hicks:
Jules, you know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.
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St. Elmo's Fire - Self-Created Drama and Personal Struggles
Billy Hicks: [to Jules; puts a blanket on her]
So, you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation, plus a wife and kid, and, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain. That's better. You know, this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama. I should know; I've been starring in a few of my own.
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Sex Tape - Unexpected Offer in a Surprising Encounter
Hank:
Can I get you anything? Coffee? Finger sandwiches? ...Sliced pineapple?
Owner of YouPorn:
Not Playboy! Did Hugh send you?
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Thank You for Smoking - Future Time and Pricing Strategies
Jeff Megall:
Do you know what time it is in Tokyo, Nick?
Nick Naylor:
No.
Jeff Megall:
4 pm tomorrow. It's the future, Nick. Anyway for Pitt to smoke it's 10 million, for the pair it's 25.
Nick Naylor:
25?! Usually when I buy 2 of something I get a discount. What's the extra 5 for?
Jeff Megall:
Synergy. These are not stupid people, they got it right away. Pitt and Zeta-Jones lighting up after some cosmic fucking in the bubble suite's gonna sell a lot of cigarettes.
Nick Naylor:
Well for that kind of money, my people will expect some very serious smoking. Can Brad blow smoke rings?
Jeff Megall:
I don't have that information.
Nick Naylor:
Well for 25 million, we'd want smoke rings.
Jeff Megall:
Oh, one other thing. You'll be co-financing this picture with the Sultan of Glutan.
Nick Naylor:
The Sultan of Glutan, the one that massacred and enslaved his own people? Aren't they calling him the Hitler of the South Pacific?
Jeff Megall: [his phone beeps]
I can't speak to that. In all my dealings with him he's been a very reasonable and sensitive guy, he's fun, you'll like him. Oh, thats London calling, it's 7 am in the old empire.
Nick Naylor:
Jeff, when do you sleep?
Jeff Megall:
Sunday.
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Thank You for Smoking - Cigarettes and Sci-Fi: A Futuristic Debate
Jeff Megall:
Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make, Message from Sector Six.
Nick Naylor:
Cigarettes in space?
Jeff Megall:
It's the final frontier, Nick.
Nick Naylor:
But wouldn't they blow up in an all-oxygen environment?
Jeff Megall: [long pause]
Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: "Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device." You ought to make a product to tie in with the movie, such as a new brand of cigarettes.
Nick Naylor:
Sector Sixes?
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Thank You for Smoking - The Search for a Smoking Role Model
Nick Naylor:
Now, what we need is a smoking role model, a real winner.
Jeff Megall: [[Indiana Jones; [Jerry Maguire]
] meets ].
Nick Naylor:
Right, on two packs a day.
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Wayne's World - The Value of Love and Self-Improvement
Terry:
I love you, man.
Russell:
And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.
Benjamin Kane:
And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America, almost to the top, but it can't get you everything.
Wayne: [Wayne and Garth step forward]
Isn't it great we're all better people?
Wayne & Garth:
FISHED IN!
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Wayne's World - Ethics of Sponsorship and Creative Control
Benjamin Kane:
Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
Wayne Campbell: [With a [[w:Pizza Hut|Pizza Hut; Pulls a slice out of the box, and poses]
] pizza box] Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
Benjamin:
Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast.
Wayne: [holding a bag of [[w:Doritos|Doritos; Eats a chip and poses]
Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Garth Algar: [dressed head-to-toe in [[w:Reebok|Reebok]
] sportswear] It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.
Wayne:
I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.
Garth: [drops two [[w:Nuprin|Nuprin]
Here, take two of these. ] into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills]
Wayne:
Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.
Benjamin:
Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.
Wayne: [Holds up a can of [[w:Pepsi|Pepsi; Takes a sip and smiles to the camera]
].] Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation.
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Monster Trucks - A Cautious Approach to Violence
Reece Tenneson: [on Burke; nods to Burke]
He comes highly recommended. I'm not into hurting people. That's his job.
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Youngblood - Communication Breakdown on the Ice
Derek Sutton:
Stay on sides, Youngblood.
Dean Youngblood:
Pass the puck!
Derek Sutton:
Don't tell me when to pass the puck.
Dean Youngblood:
You want me to slow down for ya?
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Youngblood - Humorous Banter About Boxing and Strategy
Duane Hewitt:
Fast legs, slow fists.
Dean Youngblood: [about Racki]
The guy suckered me.
Duane Hewitt:
Oh, poor baby. Hey, maybe next time we can send you a telegram: get ready for the right hook.
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Youngblood - Facing Adversity in a Foreign Game
Kelly Youngblood:
Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them, you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.
Dean Youngblood:
They'll never catch me!
Kelly Youngblood:
Oh, they'll catch you.
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Youngblood - Embracing the Unusual in Everyday Life
Dean Youngblood:
Where else could I get beaten up every day, treated like shit by prima donna Canadians and get my nuts shaved?
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