Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Measuring for Uncertainty in New Experiences
Kenny:
Sure she's gonna fit?
Sue Ellen:
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Kenny:
Well, neither have I.
Zach:
I think we should measure her first.
Melissa:
Let's hack off her head!
Walter: [in agreement with Melissa]
Yeah!
Sue Ellen:
Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.
Kenny:
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
Sue Ellen:
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Misunderstandings About a Babysitter's Condition
Zach:
We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen:
I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa:
Probably choked on her whistle.
Walter:
She doesn't look dead.
Zach: [[w: MacGyver (1985 TV series)|MacGyver]
That's cause it just happened. So, you can't really tell, like on ].
Kenny:
Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen:
Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny:
They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen:
They'll definitely call Mom.
Melissa:
SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny:
Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then she'll be in our faces.
Sue Ellen:
I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach:
I don't either.
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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead - Name Tags and Early Mornings
Sue Ellen:
Why are you guys wearing name tags?
Walter:
She says she has trouble remembering things.
Melissa:
We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.
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