Memorable Quotes from Robert Pine
1 quoteA Night of Chaos and Complaints
Marianne Taylor
Lisa! Do you have any idea what we've been through? First, there was no reservation. Then, our ceiling exploded. I got chunks of plaster all over me. I could get asthma.
[smiles forcedly at Cynthia]
Lisa Reisert
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Taylor. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?
Marianne Taylor
Yes. Start by cleaning house. Get rid of her. She is completely useless.
Bob Taylor
Absolutely. And cheeky, too.
Lisa Reisert
I see. Well... Here's what you can do. You can fill out a comment card at our front desk.
[she looks over at Cynthia, then to the Taylors]
Marianne Taylor
A comment card? She asked us to fill out a comment card.
[indignantly to Bob]
Bob Taylor
You want us to fill out a comment card?
Lisa Reisert
Yes, I do. And after you've finished, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.
Cynthia
Yeah. You are so my hero.
[as she walks away with Lisa, arm in arm]
Lisa Reisert
Let's open the bar.
Cynthia
Champagne?
Lisa Reisert
Oh, anything but a bay breeze.
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