Memorable Quotes from Robert Smigel
7 quotesStreet Behavior and Social Norms
Beefy
Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you've got to use a toilet.
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Beefy's Cautionary Advice
Beefy
Easy, don't choke.
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A Son of the Devil's Innocent Concern
Beefy
(Mocking) "But those are my roommates sodas!" Does that sound like a statement the Son of the Devil would make?
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Contrasting Passions in Little Nicky
Beefy
You love acting, I love pissing.
[''while peeing on Todd's "I Love Acting" door mat'']
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Mutual Pain in a Shared Experience
Beefy
Now, that hurt the both of us.
[''after firing an arrow at Adrian through his genitals'']
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Evil Within: A Character's Observation
Beefy
Kid's got a lot of evil in him just begging to come out!
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Crisis Has Emerged, Take Notice
Beefy
The shit has hit the fan, kid! Take a look.
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