Memorable Quotes from Robert Stack
13 quotesDebate on Winning and Returning Home
Cynthia Young
I want to go home.
Chandler Young
Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.
Cynthia Young
But he IS winning!
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Justifying Dangerous Actions in Caddyshack II
Cynthia Young
The man tried to kill me.
[about Jack]
Chandler Young
I'm sure he had his reasons.
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Discouraging Construction on Bushwood Estates
Chandler Young
Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.
Capt. Tom Everett
Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?
Chandler Young
We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.
Capt. Tom Everett
No, I mean do you want him... ...terminated?
[Everett pulls out a gun]
Chandler Young
The less I know about that, the better.
Capt. Tom Everett
Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened... ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.
[Everett winces as electricity is heard]
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The Limitations of Civilization
Bob Hayward
Civilization, that's a noble word, but not enough to keep me rotting here.
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Formal Introductions in Conversation
Capt. Tom Everett
In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.
Chandler Young
Captain Everett...
Capt. Tom Everett
Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.
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A Diagnosis Without Symptoms
Joe
So I'm not sick except for this terminal disease?
Dr. Ellison
Which has no symptoms. That's right.
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Naming an Unusual Club
Chandler Young
Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian
Twelve gauge.
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Embrace Life and Live It Well
Dr. Ellison
You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.
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A Moment of Concern for Lucy
Kyle Hadley
Lucy, you decent? Lucy, are you dec---? I guess she was.
[reflectively musing to himself]
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Conspiracy Against Him
Bob Hayward
Now I'm in a conspiracy against him.
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Self-Reliance in Facing Challenges
Bob Hayward
I don't need any help, I'll get that scurvy lion myself.
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A Conversation on Names and Identity
Chandler Young
I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian
Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young
And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian
Hartounian!
Chandler Young
What is your background?
Jack Hartounian
My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young
That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian
Oh, she was a big woman.
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Crossing Boundaries in Communication
Kyle Hadley
Something is happening to me. I find myself talking to you like I never talked to anyone before—not even Mitch...I think we're past the point of no return.
[to Lucy]
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