Joe Versus the Volcano - A Diagnosis Without Symptoms
Joe:
So I'm not sick except for this terminal disease?
Dr. Ellison:
Which has no symptoms. That's right.
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Embrace Life and Live It Well
Dr. Ellison:
You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.
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Bwana Devil - The Limitations of Civilization
Bob Hayward:
Civilization, that's a noble word, but not enough to keep me rotting here.
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Bwana Devil - Self-Reliance in Facing Challenges
Bob Hayward:
I don't need any help, I'll get that scurvy lion myself.
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Bwana Devil - Conspiracy Against Him
Bob Hayward:
Now I'm in a conspiracy against him.
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Caddyshack II - Debate on Winning and Returning Home
Cynthia Young:
I want to go home.
Chandler Young:
Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.
Cynthia Young:
But he IS winning!
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Caddyshack II - Naming an Unusual Club
Chandler Young:
Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian:
Twelve gauge.
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Caddyshack II - Justifying Dangerous Actions in Caddyshack II
Cynthia Young: [about Jack]
The man tried to kill me.
Chandler Young:
I'm sure he had his reasons.
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Caddyshack II - Formal Introductions in Conversation
Capt. Tom Everett:
In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.
Chandler Young:
Captain Everett...
Capt. Tom Everett:
Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.
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Caddyshack II - Discouraging Construction on Bushwood Estates
Chandler Young:
Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.
Capt. Tom Everett:
Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?
Chandler Young:
We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.
Capt. Tom Everett: [Everett pulls out a gun]
No, I mean do you want him... ...terminated?
Chandler Young:
The less I know about that, the better.
Capt. Tom Everett: [Everett winces as electricity is heard]
Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened... ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.
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Caddyshack II - A Conversation on Names and Identity
Chandler Young:
I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian:
Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young:
And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian:
Hartounian!
Chandler Young:
What is your background?
Jack Hartounian:
My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young:
That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian:
Oh, she was a big woman.
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Written on the Wind - A Moment of Concern for Lucy
Kyle Hadley: [reflectively musing to himself]
Lucy, you decent? Lucy, are you dec---? I guess she was.
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Written on the Wind - Crossing Boundaries in Communication
Kyle Hadley: [to Lucy]
Something is happening to me. I find myself talking to you like I never talked to anyone before—not even Mitch...I think we're past the point of no return.
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