Duplex - Unexpected Conversations About Relationships and Trust
Tara:
God, you're such a good squeezer, Nancy.
Herman:
I don't want it tickety boo, I want it tickety now!
Officer Dan:
It's my experience that wives don't accidentally shoot their husbands in the penis.
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