Memorable Quotes from Roberta Valderrama
1 quoteAftermath of a traumatic experience
Lorraine
All right. Bullet went right through. I can't believe you guys went through all that stuff. It's just insane! Get him to the hospital first thing after this is over.
Sergeant
Yeah.
Lorraine
You'll be okay. It's gonna hurt like a son of a bitch, but you're gonna be okay.
Sergeant
Thanks. I can't thank you enough.
Cali
That's what you get for being a hero.
Sergeant
I need the car.
Cali
I know.
Barney
Come on, everybody. Eat, drink! Yes, I recommend drinking. It's the best way to get through the evening. And the food is delicious.
Tanya
My mother's a wonderful cook. My sister's a testament to that.
Lorraine
What the hell does that mean?!
Roddy
That she's a good cook!
Sergeant
You know, you didn't have to go this far. Just having us here was really enough.
Barney
You guys have had a terrible night. Get some food in your system, and we'll get through this together. Excuse me. Cali? I can't believe nobody's drinking with me. What about you, tough guy? Want a drink?
Sergeant
No, thanks.
Barney
Okay. You're really going back out there?
Tanya
Relax! It's my father and my brother-in-law. He's the super. They were just checking the building. It's all good. Everyone, please don't mind my husband's clothes. He's not Purging. He just thought it was a crazy idea to go out and see what's happening tonight.
Lorraine
Yeah, I chickened out. No way I was going out there. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Thank God he came to his senses. I mean, look at him. He would've been the laughingstock of the neighborhood.
Barney
That's not very nice, Lorraine.
Lorraine
I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to be mean. It's not mean, it's just true. How's everything, Daddy?
Tanya
It's all good, baby. The building's locked down and good. It's quiet.
Barney
I see you had a rough go of it, my friend.
Sergeant
Oh, yeah.
Barney
Relax. Make yourself at home. You're safe here. We are anti-Purge in this household.
Lorraine
Speak for yourself, Daddy.
Barney
What does that mean? I could think of a couple situations where Purging could be the answer.
Lorraine
Like when?
Barney
I'm not telling. I'm just saying, don't piss me off, bitch. Uh, please excuse my daughter.
Barney
And, please, if there's anything else you need, just ask.
Sergeant
I could use a clean shirt.
Barney
Down the hall, second door on the left. Top drawer of the bureau. What's mine is yours.
Sergeant
Okay. Excuse me, too. I'm gonna go to the little girl's room cause this wine is going right through me.
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