Memorable Quotes from Ron Livingston
8 quotesReflecting on Their Nerdy Pursuit
Peter Gibbons
(after Michael's computer virus has taken $300,000 over the weekend, and the trio try to absolve themselves) I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
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The Unwelcome Case of the Mondays
Peter Gibbons
Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?
Lawrence
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man.
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Embracing the Future Beyond the Past
Rob
You don't look at the things that you have, you only look at the stuff that you don't have. Those guys are right. You're money.
Mike
Then why won't she call?
Rob
She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful. Alright? Look out the window. It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny. Don't tell me we didn't make it. We made it. We're here. And everything that is past is prologue to this, all the shit that didn't kill us is only - ya know, all that shit... You're gonna get over it.
Mike
How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take you?
Rob
I don't know, man. Sometimes it still hurts. I don't know, man. It's like you wake up every day and it hurts a little less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And it's like, and this might sound a little weird, but it's like you almost miss that pain.
Mike
You miss the pain?
Rob
Yeah. For the same reason you miss her... Because you lived with it for so long.
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Contemplating Wealth and Its Possibilities
Peter Gibbons
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
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Conflicting Advice on Relationships
Mike
Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her?
Rob
You don't call.
Mike
But you said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
Rob
Right.
Mike
So I don't call either way?
Rob
Right.
Mike
So what's the difference?
Rob
There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
Mike
So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?
Rob
Right.
Mike
Well that sucks.
Rob
Yeah, it sucks.
Mike
So it's just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could, like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I just pretended to forget about her?
Rob
Right. Although probably more likely the opposite.
Mike
What do you mean?
Rob
I mean at first you're going to pretend to forget about her, you'll not call her, I don't know, whatever... but then eventually, you really will forget about her.
Mike
Well what if she comes back first?
Rob
Mmmm... see, that's the thing, is somehow they know not to come back until you really forget.
Mike
There's the rub.
Rob
There's the rub.
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The Value of Doing Nothing
Peter Gibbons
Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
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Embracing Life Beyond the Cubicle
Peter Gibbons
(to Michael, when the two of them are drinking at a bar) We don't have a lot of time on this Earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements!
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Questioning Career Aspirations and Realities
Peter Gibbons
Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars and didn't have to work. And invariably, whatever you'd say, that was supposed to be your career. So if you wanted to fix old cars, then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir Nagheenanajar
So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons
I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton
No, you're working at Initech cause that question is bullshit to begin with. If everybody listened to her, there would be no janitors, because no one will clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir Nagheenanajar
(smiling) You know what I would do if I had million dollars? I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds, and then take the other half over to my friend Sadulach who works in Securities...
Michael Bolton
Samir, Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would (the printer makes a discouraging sound and then stops) want, to do if.. (reads the printer's display) "PC load letter"?!! The fuck does that mean?!! (he lashes out and knocks a paper tray off)
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