Memorable Quotes from Ron Payne
1 quoteA Memorable Week in Maizy's Life
Maizy's Teacher
Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
Maizy's Teacher
Maizy?
Maizy
My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.
Maizy's Teacher
Honest?
Maizy
Yes
Maizy's Teacher
Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy
He can't get the Goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher
BLASPHEMER!
[picks up a ruler]
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