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A Memorable Week in Maizy's Life
Maizy's Teacher:
Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
Maizy's Teacher:
Maizy?
Maizy:
My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour.
Maizy's Teacher:
Honest?
Maizy:
Yes
Maizy's Teacher:
Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
Maizy:
He can't get the Goddamn washing machine to work.
Maizy's Teacher: [picks up a ruler]
BLASPHEMER!
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