Memorable Quotes from Ron Perlman
51 quotesMisunderstandings and Age in Advice
Hellboy
It's not– It's not what you think. Plus, you're nine. You're too young to be giving me advice.
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A Request for Caution
Hellboy
Damn! Would you please be a little more careful?
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Self-Reliance in Dark Circumstances
Reinhardt
Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "You want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself.
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Missed Opportunity in Battle
Hellboy
You missed!
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Challenge Awaits the Brave Young Warrior
Corin
The first to circle the hills and return, the egg unbroken, earns the right to fight with the warriors. Oh, by Crom, boy. What are you waiting for?
[Corin has just put an egg in each of the student's mouths, except Young Conan's, in preparation for a test; Sends the students on the way as a Young Conan is looking disappointed; Gives Young Conan an egg as he rushes on his way]
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Hellboy's Determination to Confront the Forest God
Hellboy
A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby.
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Hellboy's Command to Open Wide
Hellboy
Open wide!
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A Warning Against Hurting Others
Hellboy
It's for you! You shouldn't– hurt– people!
[While beating Sammael with a payphone he had ripped off a wall]
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Questioning a Nickname in Hellboy
Hellboy
Sparky"? Who came up with that? Myers?
[About Liz's new nickname]
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Changing Perceptions: A Shift in Image
Hellboy
Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal.
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Questioning Control and Authority
Reinhardt
Thought you had me on a short leash, didn't you jefe?
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Cultural Tensions in a Restaurant Setting
Nino
Fuck you eating chink food in my fucking restaurant?
Bernie Rose
What's a Jew doing running a pizzeria?
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Self-Reflection and Insecurity in Hellboy
Hellboy
WHAT'S MY FLAW?!
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Reinhardt's Revelation About the Bomb Lever
Reinhardt
By the way, Blade, did I ever mention the bomb lever is stuck?
[while Blade is trying to activate the bomb]
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Authority and Truth in Conflict
Hyena-Swine
Tell them... that I am the Law.
Sayer of the Law
Do not believe him! He is not the Law!
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Confrontation Over a Father's Death
Hellboy
You killed my father! Your ass is mine!
[To Kroenen]
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Understanding the Sword Before Wielding It
Corin
The sword we make will be yours one day. But before you wield the sword, you must first understand it.
[Forging a sword with Young Conan]
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Confronting a Resilient Foe
Hellboy
Didn't I kill you already? You goddamned monster!
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Coffee Preferences and Unexpected Reactions
Hellboy
No cream and milk, moron. She takes it black. Told ya! Wait, she took his picture! DAMN!
[Watching Meyers and Liz]
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Embracing Identity Beyond Scientific Experimentation
Sayer of the Law
No. No more scientists, no more laboratories, no more experiments. I thought you would be able to understand that. We have to be what we are, not what the Father tried to make us. To go on two legs... is very hard. Perhaps four is better, anyway.
[After Douglas offers to find a way to stop the regression to animals]
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Confronting a slippery adversary
Hellboy
You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now.
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Hellboy's Promise to Spare and Confront
Hellboy
Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill him, Abe... but I am gonna kick his ass.
[About to fight Nuada]
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Hellboy Challenges for Command of the Army
Hellboy
I challenge Prince Nuada... for the right to command... this army.
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Hellboy Asserts His Loyalty and Support
Hellboy
Hey! I'm on your side!
[To the train conductor, who is beating him in the head with a fire extinguisher to try and knock him off the train; '''Train Conductor:''' Sure.; The train conductor hit Hellboy in the head with a fire extinguisher, knocking him off the train]
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Reinhardt Challenges His Opponent Boldly
Reinhardt
You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!
[while being overrun by Reapers]
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Reinhardt's Defiant Insult to Enemies
Reinhardt
Eat shit, YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS!!
[Discovering a large group of Reapers]
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Anticipation in a Challenging Encounter
Hellboy
Waiting for me, chunk-face?
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A Claim of Divinity in Debate
Hyena-Swine
Five-man... please... tell them... that I am God. Hmm?
Edward Douglas
You're right. You are... a god.
Sayer of the Law
No!
Hyena-Swine
Again.
Edward Douglas
You are a god. You're all gods.
Hyena-Swine
Tell them to obey me like they did the Father.
Edward Douglas
You all killed the Father. You all ate his flesh. So who is the new Father? Who is God Number One? Who should they obey? Him? Or him? You see, there must be a God Number One.
[indicating other members of Hyena-Swine's pack]
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Consequences of Ignoring Sound Advice
Bernie Rose
I already gave you my advice! You should have taken the money and left the guy alone!
Nino
It's not that simple, Bernie.
Bernie Rose
No, of course not! Now that it's bounced up in your face!
Cook
Nino, I owe you this guy. Just give me a little time and I'll get rid of him.
Bernie Rose
Shut the fuck up. You fucking monkey.
Nino
The money belongs to some half-ass wiseguy out of Philly. Now, I got tipped off, he was stashing a million bucks in a pawnshop, he was gonna invest it here in L.A., he was gonna set up a rival operation.
Bernie Rose
So you stole from the East Coast Mob?
Nino
No, I stole from some jumped-up punk, who was trying to step on our action.
Bernie Rose
Yeah? Then why didn't you come to me before you set up this dummy robbery? Before you hired this piece of shit?
[points at Cook]
Nino
This was something off to the side, Bernie, I didn't want to involve you in this.
Bernie Rose
Well I'm involved now! Let me tell you something; anybody, anybody, finds out you stole from the family, we're both dead.
Nino
What fucking family? The family who still calls me a fucking kike? To my face? Yeah I'm 59 years old Bernie! They still pinch my cheek like I'm some fucking kid! Family.
[to himself]
Bernie Rose
The money always flows up, Izzy! You know that!
Nino
That's why this Driver's gotta go, Bernie. He's gotta go. And your pal Shannon, I mean, they're the only two guys that can tie me to this robbery.
[quieter, more serious]
Bernie Rose
Now it's your turn to clean up after me.
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A Threat Across Realms for Love
Hellboy
I said, "Hey, you on the other side – let her go. Because for her, I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry.
['''Liz Sherman:''' In the dark, I heard your voice, what did you say?]
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A Unique Insult from Hellboy
Hellboy
Glasshole.
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A Call to Action
Hellboy
OPEN WIDE!
[Breaking Sammael's lower jaw]
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A Curious Inquiry About Blushing
Reinhardt
Hey me & the gang where wondering: Can you blush?
[To Blade]
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Hellboy's Confidence in His Abilities
Hellboy
I'm fireproof. You're not.
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Value Beyond Appearance in High-Stakes Conversations
Nino
You paid three-hundred fucking grand for this piece of shit?
Bernie Rose
I paid for it - out of my own pocket. This is just the shell; it's the inside that counts, not the outside, right Shannon?
Shannon
You are correct, sir.
Nino
Fuck that shit; I pay three-hundred for something, I want everybody to fucking see it!
Bernie Rose
Of course you do.
Nino
Now this... that is one motherfucking, fine-ass, pussy-mobile, motha-fucka'! Damn!
[sees a collectible car]
Bernie Rose
Shannon, sell him the car.
Shannon
He wouldn't be able to find pussy in a whore house...
Shannon
You know what? This car will even make you good-looking.
[begins hobbling over to Nino]
Nino
I'm already good-looking, pal.
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Exploring the Concept of "Need
Hellboy
Hey, Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
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The Nature of a Cimmerian Warrior
Corin
When a Cimmerian feels thirst, it is a thirst for blood. When he feels cold, it is the cold edge of steel. For the courage of a Cimmerian is tempered: he neither fears death... nor rushes foolishly to meet it. To be a Cimmerian warrior, you must have both cunning and balance as well as speed and strength.
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Questioning the limits of size
Hellboy
How big can it be?
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A Tense Conversation Between Partners
Nino
Take a fucking hike. I want to talk to my partner. I'm just fucking with you. How you doing, Shannon? How's the fucking leg?
[tense pause]
Shannon
I paid my debt.
[nervous]
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Commentary on a foolish mistake
Hellboy
Gas pocket. What an idiot.
[Laughs hysterically; referring to [[w:Tom Manning|Tom Manning]
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Anticipating Pain After a Long Day
Hellboy
Gonna be sore in the morning.
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The Importance of Elements in Sword Making
Corin
What is most important when making a sword, fire or ice?
Young Conan
Fire.
Young Conan
... Ice?
[pause]
Corin
Are you sure?
Corin
Fire... and ice. That is the Riddle of Steel.
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Hellboy's Dating Guidelines
Hellboy
Second date, no tongues!
[Grabs Sammael by the tongue]
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Surprising Revelations About Humanity and Robots
Ripley
You're a robot?
[after discovering Call is a robot]
Johner
Son of a bitch! Our little Call's just full of surprises.
Ripley
I should have known. No human being is that humane.
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Hellboy's Unconventional Approach to Conflict Resolution
Hellboy
Listen, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets. So what do you say we work this out in a nice, peaceful–? Oh, crap.
[To Sammael; Sammael runs off]
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Hellboy's Familiar Return Statement
Hellboy
Lucy, I'm home!
[Referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]
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Critique of Comic Book Artistry
Hellboy
I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
[While weightlifting]
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Unusual request for a bizarre task
Reinhardt
They want us to to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?
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A Moment of Vulnerability and Chaos
Yule
Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?
Yule
Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen.
Benedict Drask
You'll never take me alive!
[screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it]
Peter Isherwell
Whatever you do, don't pet them...
[about the "Brontorocs", a newly-discovered flightless bird]
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Awakening the Child's Disturbance
Hellboy
You woke up the baby.
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The Struggle of Humanity's Nature
Sayer of the Law
It is a hard way, the way of being a man. Sooner or later we all want a thing that is bad. To walk on all fours. To suck up drink from a stream. To jabber, instead of saying the words. To go snuffling at the earth, and to claw on the bark of trees. To eat flesh, or fish. To make love to more than one, every which way. These are all bad things. These are not the things that men do. But we are men, are we not? We are men because the Father has made us men!
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