Ron Starr Movies
Ron Starr Quotes
The Value of Eggs and Youthful Humor
Steve Judd:
If you could spare us a few eggs, we'd be glad to pay for em.
Joshua Knudsen:
Well, one you can have; because the Lord's bounty is not for sale. The rest are a dollar each.
Heck Longtree:
A dollar each?!! Now how in the world do those short-legged chickens lay eggs so high?
Joshua Knudsen:
Levity in the young is like unto a dry gourd, with the seeds rattling around.
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Desire for Adventure Over Financial Gain
Gil Westrum:
Been considering your problem. Think I can solve half of it; perhaps the whole thing. I know a fellow who's got an overwhelmin hankering for a little old time activity.
Steve Judd:
It seems to me a man d have to be pretty hard up to wanna risk his life for ten dollars a day.
Heck Longtree: [Whistles]
Ten dollars a day?!!
Gil Westrum: [Taps Heck's arm twice before getting his attention]
Not hard up, just fed up. Out-shootin the rubes for nickels and dimes... takes all the free drinks I can get to put me to sleep at night. My partner feels the same way. Don'tcha?
Steve Judd:
I don't think I'd want to hire a boy.
Heck Longtree:
Boy? Whadda you mean, a boy?
Steve Judd:
Can't have too much behind him.
Gil Westrum:
That's where you're wrong. He's been dogging after me for better than three years.
Heck Longtree: [In the background, we see said race's runner-up, Hank, listening intently.]
What about that race?
Steve Judd:
At that distance, no horse in the world can beat a camel.
Heck Longtree: [Stands, kicks aside chair, and backs up slowly]
You calling me a cheat?
Hank: [Fight ensues.]
Well, if he don't, I will.
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