Royal DanoQuotes

Tom Fury: Some folks draw lightning to em as a cat sucks in a baby's breath.

Farmer Gene Green: [Discovering Pooh has been dognapped] What in tarnation is going on here! Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?! I'LL TEAR THIS THING APART WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

Farmer Gene Green: [Encountering the Big Top; Noticing the purple lights on the tent's cables; A shadow from inside the tent follows them] Well I'll be greased and fried! What in blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts? I love the circus! Come on! Maybe we can get some free passes. I've never seen one that looked like this un before. Well... I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here. Where is everybody? There's nobody around. Where's the dang ticket booth? How are we supposed to get in and see the show?

Farmer Gene Green: [after just witnessing the blinding light; Looks at his comic; Excitedly runs into his house to get his shovel, axe, and pick] Well I'll be hornswaggled! Did you see that little ole sky doggy zip down there, Pooh? ] Haley's Comet! And it's landed in our backyard! ] This is out lucky day! We gonna be rich! Pooh, we gonna be rich! Thousands of people are comin'! Gonna have hot dogs and helicopters and airplanes and tacos! This is our lucky day! Pooh, we gonna be rich!