Salma Hayek Pinault Quotes

Monica There used to be reasons for people to be together, like stability, security and maybe even a kid. But you see, I don't need you for the those reasons nowadays. I mean, I can get them on my own now if I wanted to. So ... if there are no real reasons for two people to be together, then you are into unreal reasons, fantastic reasons, like happiness, good company and comfort and understanding and emotional support ... God, you wouldn't ask that much from a saint. So you look at this person and you say ... what the good is this person for anyway?

Monica We are supposed to be talking!

Steve We are talking!

Monica No, we are not talking.

Steve Ok, we'll talk, talk! … talk! talk!

Monica Aaaah!

Maxandra Mendoza I just wanted to escape my life. But then, you came along, and gave me this unexpected, magical moment, that made me remember who I really was.

Monica 20th century man, doubt.

Steve What are you talking about now?

Monica You me, everybody ... this is why we aren't sure of anything. this is why we feel cut off, drifting. this is why we can't make a commitment .... nothing means anything to us. You see what I mean?

Steve You are saying you don't want to get married?

Monica No, I am saying what I am saying.

Monica I used to do that all the time, you know? I used to ask people stuff like if they were happy or stuff like that. I don't do it any more because it's stupid and none of my business.

Steve .

Monica Are you happy?

Carolina Where are you going?

El Mariachi The church...

Carolina And what for?

El Mariachi Confess my sins, I'm a sinner.

Carolina I know.

Steve ... It changes everything.

Monica It's supposed to change everything, Steve.

Steve Love, right? ... But suppose it doesn't last? I got to hang on to what I have besides this ...

Maxandra Mendoza People are numb, disconnected. We're going to wake them up with a wave of passion they've never felt before.

Maxandra Mendoza I want every woman that walks into this theater to feel that a woman can have whatever she wants, whenever she wants.

Monica You think you have free will. You make decisions, you make things happen. According to Marx, this is just behavior, superficial behavior. Underneath this behavior, there are patterns determining our destiny. And, here's the killer ... we have no control over them. No matter what we do, it makes no difference to the path of history.

Steve Want to try and take a house in the beach this summer?

Monica Can we afford it?

Steve I used to wake up ... I'd fall asleep and then I'd be wide awake and I just had to get out of here.

Monica Why?

Steve Not coz it was bad, ok? Coz being here with you, everything else was far away, just gone ... me and my life and everything I do and what I am. I was losing that here. I'd wake up and think "it's gone, I'm gone." I got to get back and see if it's still there. Coz here ... I don't know who I am here.

El Mariachi Carolina, did I thank you?

Carolina No.

El Mariachi I will.

Serendipity The whole ]'s gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts ]'s coif of power. A woman asks for the head of ]. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.

Serendipity So you were an artist? Big deal. ] was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's the King, and you're a schmuck.

Monica Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time, space, good, evil - the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things. But maybe we don't, maybe they're all relative.

Monica You really make me sick.

Steve Oh, thank you very much!

Monica If I eat, I wanna throw up. If I don't, I get a headache. If I sleep, I have nightmares. If I don't sleep, I get depressed. I can't move. I am stuck on a chair, just going over every word, and it just makes me even sicker.

Monica This is your idea of a conversation?

Maxandra Mendoza Without further ado, I give you the visionary artist, Magic Mike.

Azrael Get me a... Holy Bartender.

Bartender Never heard of it.

Azrael Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?

Serendipity Don't...

Azrael Ahh, anybody? No? Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... Get it?

Serendipity Sweet Jesus, Azrael, why?

Rufus Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!

Azrael Now, now, Apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.

Serendipity Are you really that stupid!? You do know what happens if those two jerks enter the church, don't you?

Azrael I'm actually counting on it! And the pawns are moving into place as we speak...

Jay Holy Bartender! I get it, that's a great one!

Steve I'm going crazy…

Monica See, that's different! I thought it was your everyday garden-variety existential crisis. But crazy is different.

Maxandra Mendoza You're not shutting me down. Not this time!

Roxanne Chase-Feder I'm so glad we left the city, this is such a good place to raise family.