The Big Lebowski - The Unlikely Hero of The Big Lebowski
The Stranger: [[Gulf War|our conflict; [Saddam Hussein|Sad'm; [Iraq|I-raqis; [Los Angeles]
Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 90s - just about the time of ] with ] and the ]. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in ]. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Big Lebowski - The Unconventional Identity of The Dude
The Stranger:
Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Big Lebowski - The Balance of Life's Outcomes
The Stranger:
A wiser man than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the b'ar.… Sometimes the b'ar, well, he eats you.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Contender - Moral Integrity in Political Struggles
Laine Hanson:
Come on, Kermit. If we do that, we are no better than he is.
Kermit Newman:
We are no better than he is!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Contender - Desire for Controversial and Unconventional Content
Kermit Newman: [Trying to dig up dirt on Shelly Runyon]
I want something EMBARRASSING! Something sexual! Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing! Cows! I don't give a goddamn!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Contender - Public Perception and Political Image
Kermit Newman:
The people of this nation can stomach quite a bit. But the one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of cock.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mask - Conflict Over Responsibility and Independence
Gar: [gets a beer from the fridge]
If you're gonna get wasted off that crap, I'm not gonna sit here and babysit you.
Rusty Dennis: [scoffles]
You must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit.
Gar:
Must be.
Rusty Dennis: [looks at the drugs in her hand and sighs sadly]
You know, this just isn't going to work. You're telling me to do things and I'm just gonna end up hating you.
Gar:
Oh, come on, baby. You and your old man have been going through this shit forever. Got to you again, didn't he? Got you ready for another one of those 2-hour screamers. Gets you to the place where I wanna put you through the goddamn wall.
Rusty Dennis: [snaps back]
Well, go ahead. Then put me through the goddamn wall. Why should you be different than any other guy I've ever been with.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mask - Confrontation Over Responsibility and Consequences
Carnie:
I cannot be responsible for anything that happens to the retard.
Gar: [grabs the carnie; the carnie freezes]
Then I cannot be responsible for anything I do to you! Take the tickets.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mask - Navigating Family Dynamics and Conflicts
Gar:
Rocky, you mom sometimes does the wrong things, but for the right reasons.
Rocky Dennis:
You always stick up to her, Gar, and then she pisses you off, and you split. Then you come back.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Mask - Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Gar: [realizing Rusty is having a nervous breakdown on the phone; hangs up the phone and leaves the auto garage]
What? Rusty? Ah, shit! It's Rusty.
Evelyn: [repeated line]
Florence.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Road House - Comment on Intelligence and Appearance
Wade Garrett: [admiring Doc]
That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Up in the Air - Recognition of Achievement and Loyalty
Maynard Finch: [referring to his frequent flier miles]
You're the youngest person so far to hit ten million. I don't know where you find the time.
Ryan:
I don't know.
Maynard Finch: [Hands him the lifetime executive status card]
We really appreciate your loyalty.
Ryan:
I've thought about this moment so many times, I even thought about the conversation we'd have.
Maynard Finch:
What'd you want to say?
Ryan:
Now I don't remember.
Maynard Finch:
That's alright, it happens to all of us. Where are you from?
Ryan: [realizing he has no home]
I'm from here.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Frogs - Facing Danger on the Island Together
Jason Crockett:
Karen... and everybody... this conversation is ended!
Pickett Smith:
No, it isn't. Look, with Grover and Kenneth dead, I don't know what's going on around here... or if it is happening anywhere else... but we are a bunch of damn fools if we don't face the fact that we are in a hell of a lot of trouble! And we are gonna have to get together to fight it!
Maybelle:
Keep on talking Mr. Pickett, cause you are the only man around here who's saying anything!
Pickett Smith:
First of all, we're gonna have to try to find Iris, Stuart and Michael. To be very honest with you... I don't think we will. Not alive anyway. But whether we find them or not, we gotta get off this damn island! All of us, now! We'll take the power boat. If we have to, we'll tow the canoe.
Jason Crockett:
And leave this house empty? Deserted?
Pickett Smith:
I don't think there's gonna be anybody around here to worry about today. Maybe if you didn't notice, but there hasn't been one boat out on that lake all day!
Clint Crockett:
Do you think this is happening everywhere, Mr. Smith?
Pickett Smith:
Well if it is, we'd better all get out of here together.
Jason Crockett:
Well, I forbid it! I control these people, not you!
Maybelle:
Nobody controls me, Mr. Crockett! Now I'm asking for your permission to get off this island, alone or with someone else, I just want to go!
Jason Crockett:
You can leave whenever you feel like it.
Charles:
Mr. Crockett, begging your pardon, I do believe Mr. Smith made good sense. We must all go together.
Jason Crockett:
What are you saying? Are you contradicting me? Just because of one small crisis, you want to run?
Bella:
Mr. Crockett. Really, it's not a small crisis. You got to see that.
Jason Crockett:
I see who's loyal and who isn't. That's what I see. Now, if you wanna go, both of you, well, go. Do you?
Maybelle:
Maybe you haven't heard about it, stuck out here in vacationland, but five score and seven years ago, they just started letting people make up their own mind.
Charles:
Mr. Crockett, I wish you'd change your mind, for your own safety. Mr. Crockett--
Jason Crockett:
Do you want to leave? Then leave. Get out! All three of you, go on! Clint?
Clint Crockett:
Yes, sir?
Jason Crockett:
Take em across the lake and leave em. Take a good look around. Then get right back here!
Clint Crockett:
I can take care of that, sir. Ladies, gentlemen, you have about five minutes. Thank you.
Maybelle: [to Jason]
Thank you so much for your hospitality. I'll write you my thank-you note when I get back to civilization.
Pickett Smith:
You're in for one hell of a battle, Mr. Crockett. You better get ready for it.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Frogs - Decision-Making in Uncertain Situations
Charles:
How do you figure...?
Pickett Smith:
I don't know, Charles. Is there a place where we can put him?
Charles:
Yes sir, I'll show you.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Frogs - Man's Control Over Nature Challenged
Pickett Smith:
Frogs attacking windows, Snakes in chandeliers. Those aren't exactly normal things, Mr. Crockett.
Jason Crockett:
I don't think there's much to worry about. I'm sure I can get the state to spray some pesticides.
Pickett Smith:
Yes, sir, I'm sure you can. You can kill a hell of a lot of other things too.
Jason Crockett:
Mr. Smith, that is where you and I part company. I still believe man is master of the world.
Pickett Smith:
Does that mean he can't live in harmony with the rest of it?
Jason Crockett:
You call that horrible racket out there harmonious?
Pickett Smith:
Mr. Crockett, I know it sounds strange as hell, but... what if nature were trying to get back at us?
Jason Crockett: [scoffs]
Nonsense.
Pickett Smith:
Then how do you explain it?
Jason Crockett:
We just sit and wait.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Star Is Born - Acceptance of Loss and Preservation
Bobby Maine:
Ain't no gettin back what we've lost, we're just trying to keep what we still have.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
A Star Is Born - The Essence of Music and Creativity
Bobby Maine: [[Notation|notes]
Jack talked about how music is essentially twelve ] between any octave. Twelve notes and the octave repeats. It's the same story told over and over, forever. All any artist can offer the world is how they see those twelve notes. That's it. He loved how you see them.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Tombstone - Confrontation Escalates Among the Earp and Ringo
Virgil Earp:
What do you want, Ringo?
Johnny Ringo:
I want your blood...and I want your souls. And I want em both right now.
Wyatt Earp:
We don't want any more trouble.
Johnny Ringo: [points to Wyatt]
Well, you've got trouble! And it starts with you.
Wyatt Earp: [opens his coat, showing he's not armed; Earp brothers start to walk away]
I'm not gonna fight you, Ringo, there's no money in it. Sober up. C'mon boys.
Johnny Ringo:
Wretched slugs. Don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?!
Doc Holliday: [steps forward, one gun in a shoulder holster in full view, holding his other behind his back]
I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.
Johnny Ringo:
Alright, lunger, you go to hell. I'll put you outta your misery!
Doc Holliday:
Say when!
Curly Bill:
Johnny, don't!
Curly Bill: [chuckles]
Don't mind him. He's just drunk, that's all.
Johnny Ringo:
No! I want them spitting blood!
Curly Bill: [Johnny staggers away and runs into some coffins at the funeral parlor, knocking them over]
Easy, son, easy. Now ain't the time! I tell you, boys, even I'm worried what's going to happen once Ringo runs this outfit. God have mercy!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.