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Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Sandra Bullock

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Uncertainty in Relationships and Weekend Plans
Gracie Hart Hart. Well, hello, Agent Matthews. No, I'm just putting the, uh, finishing touches on your chicken potpie. Yeah. I think I'm gonna make some man very, very happy someday. Listen, I wanna ask you something. Do you know if the Poconos are in New York or Pennsylvania? Because I cannot seem to get a clear answer on this. Because I was thinking that maybe this weekend we could take a little drive down there, do a little exploring, do-... Why, aren't-? Why do you wanna talk tomorrow? I mean, aren't you gonna be here in, like, 10 minutes?... Oh, well, I thought we were moving at kind of a normal speed. I--... Well, I don't need any more space. I mean-- You know, it's not like I expect us to get married or anything, but I--... Well, what is it? I mean, is it--? Is it the way I snort? I mean, because I don't have to snort. Or is it the--? Is it the sex? Because... You know, I could-- I could get a-- a manual or something... Well, no. No, you don't have to explain. No. No, you know what? You know what? I have to-- I have to go. Don't worry about dinner. I, um... Mrs. Flammenbaum next door invited me to a surprise... keg party. You know what? I have to go. Okay. Bye.
[answering phone]
Racial Tensions and Violent Threats in Dialogue
Freddie Lee Cobb You can't blame a nigger for being a nigger, no more than you can blame a dog for being a dog. But a whore like you, co-mingling with mongrels, betraying your own. That makes you worse than a nigger. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll leave you tied up here naked. First, it'll just be bugs eating at ya. One day, maybe two. That sun's gonna be cooking you. And animals... they're gonna pick on your stink. They'll come looking for something to eat.
Ellen Roark Carl Lee Hailey should've shot you too.
Struggling with Self-Control and Identity
Gwen Cummings Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because I'm a writer and that's what I do, I drink. I'm not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can!
Cheryl's Unique Terminology for Her Appearance
Gracie Hart The Steele brothers were fired from the Treasure Island show. Cheryl said something about her booty being on the line. Cheryl would never refer to her ass as a booty, Cheryl would never refer to her ass, period. She calls it a po-po.
Struggling with Inner Turmoil and Fear
Gwen Cummings Um, hey, um, listen, about the um, about that uh, jail thing... I-I-I- I can't. I-I I can't go. Um, uh, well, not because I don't want to go, but, um, it, uh, oh God, my hands, you know, they just keep doing that. That's not normal. I just-- there's something wrong with my hands-- um, well, with me. Cause, uh, what kind of person just jumps out of a- what kind of person jumps out of a window, you know? Because she can't sit still, you know? And be alone and, you know, in a room, without-- You know a person should be able to just be alone, right? You know, human beings should be able to just breathe. I can't breathe. And I feel that I think I know-- I think I know that if I go to jail... like this, you know, I'll die, and, uh, I don't wanna die.
Excitement Builds for Boat Party
Annie Who's ready to party on the big boat besides me?
A vow to stay home forever
Annie I'll swear, I'm never leaving this house again.
Finding a Suitable Solution
Annie What do we have? Yeah, this'll do. This will do.
[searches for items in the closet; discovers a smaller chainsaw; discovers a much larger chainsaw, then picks it up]
Valuing Connections in Difficult Times
Gwen Cummings You don't have to live my shitty little life, and until you do, do not tell me to give up the one person who matters to me, okay! Because, I know, he's not perfect, but he's the one person that will show up, on my birthday, and he'll say, "I'm glad you were born!
Gracie Hart's Confident Assertion of Elegance
Gracie Hart Hey! I'm GLIDING here!
Humorous Observation on Therapist's Appearance
Gwen Cummings Oh, so our therapist today is a very large, smelly, beast of burden.
Questioning Words and Their Meaning
Mary Horowitz You Said... Did that?
Inquiry About Crossword Puzzles
Mary Horowitz Do You Like CrossWords?
Frustration with Parental Influence
Mary Horowitz Father, You're driving me crazy.
Questioning the "One Day at a Time" Philosophy
Gwen Cummings I am so tired by the way you people talk. You know, I mean, "one day at a time." What is that? I mean, like two, three days at a time is an option?
Identity Assertion in Personal Relationships
Gwen Cummings I'm not a lesbian!
The Fragility of Extreme Relationships
Annie Relationships based on extreme circumstances never work out.
Loss of Identity and Personal Crisis
Angela Bennett Such a nightmare! It's like I'm not even me anymore!
Vacation Plans and Concerns in the Caribbean
Annie Okay, let's go out on vacation. Where?
Alex The Caribbean.
Annie Oh, the Caribbean? Do you have a concussion?
Desire for Adventure in Unusual Places
Mary Horowitz Yeah, if i had i car,.... to go see the worlds largest peanut
Introducing Annie's Remarkable Driving Skills
Jack Ma'am, you did very well. Actually, you were incredible. I've never seen driving like that.
Annie Annie.
Jack What?
Annie It's my name. Annie.
Jack Annie.
Annie As opposed to "ma'am".
[smiles]
Jack Okay.
Annie So, why is all this happening? I mean, what did we do, bomb the guy's country or something?
Jack No, it's just a guy who wants money.
Annie I don't buy that. It's not a very good way to make money. So, um... what is this guy's deal?
Jack A while back, he held some people for ransom. It went sour, and now he's a little pissed at me.
Annie What does that have to do with us?
Jack Nothing. It's a game. If he gets the money he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
Annie What if you win?
Jack Then tomorrow we'll play another one.
Annie But I'm not available to drive tomorrow. Busy.
Longing for a Perfect Afternoon Drink
Gwen Cummings God, I love afternoons like this. You know what's missing in this afternoon? That I don't have a very dry vodka martini with two olives in a chilled glass. God, I miss that.
Humorous Justification for Being Late
Gwen Cummings Well, there's my excuse. I'm late because my tits caught on fire.
A Perfect Night with a Twist
Annie This night seems almost too perfect.
Alex Want me to step on your foot?
Annie You already did.
Alex Oh, I mean again?
Casual Conversation About College Football
Jack I'll be damned... You go to the University of Arizona?
[notices Annie's "Arizona Wildcats" sweatshirt]
Annie Yeah, so?
Jack Good football team.
Annie Yeah, I guess so. I don't really know.
Jack Arizona Wildcats.
Annie Right.
Jack He can see you.
Annie What?
Jack He can see you.
Annie He can see me—?
Jack Just keep looking straight ahead. He called you a wildcat before, I didn't even pick up on it. The bastard's got a camera right in your face. He can see the whole bus. He's been playing me from minute one.
[Looking around, Jack finally sees a hidden camera over the dashboard overlooking the whole bus]
Annie Yeah, well, he can see me, but can he hear me?
Jack It doesn't look like it. He's just watching you.
Questioning the Purpose of an Eyelash Curler
Gwen Cummings An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself? Curl my tongue to death?
[Betty is confiscating inappropriate items from Gwen's bag]
Assessing the Situation Under Pressure
Jack Where do we start?
[over phone]
Harry All right, check the speedometer. Has it been fucked with, or loosened, or any wires? See any wires, anything?
Jack Excuse me, ma'am. No, it's clean.
[to Annie; looking under the speedometer]
Annie Huh?
Harry All right, then it's gonna be under the bus. Probably it was rigged to one of the axles.
Jack I can't get under the bus right now, Harry. It's kind of in motion.
Helen Excuse me? Excuse me!
Jack Hold on.
Sam There's an access panel... in the floor... underneath you, man.
[gasping]
Jack All right, Harry, we're in. Passenger relay. Sir. take this. I want you to tell him what I see. Okay, we got a wad! Pretty big!
[opens the floor access panel; hands the phone to Stephens; looking through the hatch at the bomb]
Stephens There's a pretty big wad.
Jack Brass fittings...
Stephens Brass fittings.
Jack ...I think I can reach the circuit wire.
Stephens He can reach the circuit wire.
Harry No! No, no! Don't! Don't do that! That's a decoy, classic.
Stephens That's a classic decoy.
Harry What else?
Stephens What else?
Jack Hold on.
Stephens Hold on.
Jack Fuck me!
Stephens Oh, darn.
Jack Harry, there's enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world.
[takes the phone back]
Harry Okay, all right. Just stay calm. What else?
Jack Three triggers. One on the axle I can't really see, a cellular remote, and a timer running off a wristwatch.
Harry A watch? What kind of watch?
Jack Gold. Gold band, fairly cheesy.
Misunderstood Anniversary Gift Leads to Emergency Room
Annie Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary, he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
Consequences of Digital Actions Unfold
Jack Devlin Get away from the computer. What did think you were trying to do? Save the world?
[shoves Angela over]
Angela Bennett No. Not the world. Just myself.
Jack Devlin Ah, I'm afraid it's too late for that. The offer's been withdrawn.
Angela Bennett Um, you might wanna look at the screen, because everything on that disk was just sent to the FBI. Everything.
Angela Bennett So... proof that the Gatekeeper program has a back door.
Jack Devlin My, my.
[convinced]
Angela Bennett Proof that Bergstrom and Dale's murder were orchestrated by Gregg.
Identity and Beliefs in Conflict
Mary Horowitz I'm Jewish Catholic, I'm pretty much set in stone
Gracie Hart's Bold Declaration of Empowerment
Gracie Hart I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
The Allure of Suburban Life Explained
Gwen Cummings I understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs, spend your weekends mowing. You'll never want to do coke again.
The Duality of Technology and Isolation
Jack Devlin Computers are your life, aren't they?
Angela Bennett Yes. The perfect hiding place.
Facing the Aftermath of Danger
Jack How are you doing? You all right?
Annie Mm-mm.
[shakes her head]
Jack What can I do?
Annie When that bomb went off...
Jack I know.
Annie ...I thought that was it. I thought that was the bomb, and I was dead. And when I saw her body fall under the bus, it was like...
Jack You were glad you were still alive.
Annie Mm-hmm. I'm so sorry.
[nods]
Jack Don't be. You should be glad. We all are. It doesn't mean you don't care.
Annie I know, but she was so scared!
[crying]
Jack She was scared. She was a nice lady who didn't deserve to get killed. But, Annie, if she'd gotten off, it would've killed us all. He's the asshole, Annie. The guy who put us here. Remember that, okay?
Annie Big asshole.
Tension Builds Among Passengers in Crisis
Dante It's not working!
[constantly fails to open the locked fire door with the crowbar]
Harvey Will you hurry up!
Annie Wait, Dante! I think I've got something!
[returns to Dante with the much larger chainsaw that she got from the closet]
Dante Whoa!
Annie Everybody back off!
Passengers Hurry up! Hurry up!
Dante Yeah, we found the key!
Annie Everybody, back off!
[activates her chainsaw; cuts a rectangular shape in the fire door with her chainsaw]
Passengers What? What?
Annie All right. Okay, okay. Kick. Can you kick it?
[continues activating her chainsaw]
Dante Look out!
Annie Can you get out? Can you guys get out?
[puts her already activated chainsaw a few inches closer to the rescued passengers]
Passenger If you'll back off with the saw.
Annie What?
Passenger If you'll back off with the saw, we'll give it a try!
Annie Oh, sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
[shuts off her chainsaw]
Gas Leak Concerns in a Critical Situation
Annie What is that smell?
Jack It's gas.
Annie We're leaking gas?
Jack We are now.
Annie What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?
The Importance of Clean Carpets for Health
Gwen Cummings You know, your carpet is filthy. And I only bring that up because carpet grit's responsible for a lot of major health problems. And that's the last thing that you need around here.
Expressing Frustration on a Difficult Day
Gwen Cummings I am having a bad day! The worst damn day of my whole damn life! If it is not too much to ask will you all just back the fuck off!
The Vulnerability of Our Digital Lives
Angela Bennett Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you.
Gratitude for Bar Cars
Gwen Cummings Thank God for bar cars.
Gracie Hart's Moment of Frustration
Gracie Hart Look, she's gonna cry again. Oh, if I only had a brain.
[imitating winner]
Observation of Santa Cruz Life
Gwen Cummings Santa Cruz watcher!
Disconnection Amidst Paradise
Jack Devlin God, we're pathetic, aren't we?
Angela Bennett Excuse me?
Jack Devlin Well, we're here. We're sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is-...
Angela Bennett Where I can hook up my modem?
Jack Devlin Yeah, exactly.
The Impact of Witnessing Execution
Ellen Roark Ever seen a man executed?
Jake Tyler Brigance No.
Ellen Roark What I suggest is you go to an execution, and see a man be killed. You watch him die, and you watch him beg!
Handling a Crisis on the Bus
Jack Miss, can you handle this bus?
Annie Oh, sure. It's just like driving a really big Pinto.
Jack I need to know. Can you handle this bus?
Annie I'm fine, I'm fine. Just tell me what the plan is. Is there a plan?
Jack Just for you to drive. We're okay for now. Just keep us above 50.
Annie Good plan. So, you're a cop, right?
Jack That's right.
Annie Well, I should probably tell you that I'm taking the bus because I had my driver's license revoked.
Jack What for?
Annie Speeding.
Commitment to Responsibility
Gwen Cummings Don't worry, I'll replace it. Okay?
[After crashing into Lily's wedding cake and ruining it]
Self-Reflection on Judgment and Perception
Gwen Cummings Look, I know peoples perceptions of girls who screw other girls boyfriends. I know what the world's perception is on someone who goes into a bar and realizes five hours later that I've left my three-year-old godson in the back of the car. I mean, people don't like people like that. They don't like-- I don't like people like that.
Urgent Medical Instructions in a Hospital Setting
Dr. Anna Klyczynski You'll be covering 22 patients on rounds today, this floor and the next. Quiet morning. If you get into trouble, beep me, but don't make it a habit. The med students will help you out with scutwork. What's he doing here? I ordered an MRI, stat.
[sees an elderly patient]
Nurse Transport said about four hours.
Dr. Anna Klyczynski He could be dead in four hours. Never mind. Dr. Forster, MRI. That's a right, two lefts, elevator to two. Follow the signs, hustle back here for rounds.
[turns to Kate]
Dr. Kate Forster Uh, Dr. Kly--
[but Klyczynski has already departed]
Elderly Patient Are you taking me somewhere?
Dr. Kate Forster I certainly hope so, sir. How are you feeling today?
Elderly Patient Am-- Am I gonna make it?
Dr. Kate Forster Uh, yes. Absolutely.
Struggling with Identity and Expectations
Gracie Hart Sir, I just don't wanna become FBI Barbie again.
Staying Calm in Crisis Situations
Annie I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me!