Leprechaun 2 - Skepticism Amid Supernatural Chaos
Morty:
I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody:
He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty:
Oh, well now I'm convinced.
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Leprechaun 2 - Accusations and a Mysterious Leprechaun
Morty:
They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody:
Me? That's crazy!
Morty:
That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody:
A leprechaun did it.
Morty:
Maybe I should call the cops.
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Leprechaun 2 - The Financial Reality of Acting
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Leprechaun 2 - Driving Rules in a Compromised State
Cody:
You can't drive the tour.
Morty:
Why not?
Cody:
Because you're plastered!
Morty:
What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
Cody:
I know, never turn down a paying customer.
Morty: [''Drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet'']
I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. Of course, there's always rule number two.
Cody:
Which is?
Morty:
Never kill a paying customer.
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Leprechaun 2 - Advice Against Drinking and Levitation
Morty:
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?
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Leprechaun 2 - The Pursuit of Free Food and Drink
Morty:
Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.
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The Grifters - Urgent Plea in a Crisis Situation
Doctor:
Miss Dillon, I'm sorry about our little disagreement on the phone. And I'm really sorry about your son. Well, it's hard to believe that such a strapping young man is your son.
Lilly Dillon:
Never mind that, just take care of him.
Doctor:
He's had, he's had an internal hemorrhage. He's bleeding to death.
Lilly Dillon:
Well, make it stop!
Doctor:
His blood pressure's under a hundred. I don't think he's going to make it to the hospital.
Lilly Dillon:
You know who I work for.
Doctor:
There's just so much I can do.
Lilly Dillon:
My son is going to be all right. If not, I'll have you killed.
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