Memorable Quotes from Sarah Trigger
2 quotesUnveiling Gifts Among Friends
Ted
Your probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.
Bill
That's because...
Ted
Um...
Bill
Um...
Bill and Ted
scuse us, dude.
[take their girlfriends to opposite sides of the pool]
Bill
I wrote this myself.
[takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket]
Ted
I wrote this last night. Elizabeth.
[also takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket; begins to read]
Bill
Joanna. As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beasts...Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.
[also begins to read; the two talk simultaneously]
Ted
As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existence, surrounded by various creatures...Sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that's fresh water.
Bill
The point is I know we promised you a better life.
Ted
What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.
Bill
But all that stuff hasn't happened.
Bill and Ted
But it will, I hope.
Ted
The day after tomorrow, if things work out...
Bill
What I mean is....
Ted
Will you...?
Bill
...Marry us?
Elizabeth
Theodore...
Joanna
I'd love to.
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Tension Escalates in Heated Exchange
Eddie
Not getting off, not getting off...
[while breathing through a drug]
Diane
Jesus Christ, you're disgusting with that shit!
Eddie
Not getting off!
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