Sasha Joseph Neulinger Quotes

Reverend Larson First, I want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average.

Young Hal Yes, sir.

Reverend Larson Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang.

Young Hal Huh?

Reverend Larson Don't do what I did. I married for love, and your mother Betty, has been a nightmare.

Young Hal But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian.

Reverend Larson Listen to me, I'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty. With a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord. Its all in here. Yes, sir. Hot young tail's what its all about.