Memorable Quotes from Scott Capurro
1 quoteColorful Conversations and Fabulous Encounters
Daniel
I hope you are using Jungle Red, because that is the only color I love.
[wearing a black wig and speaking with a Spanish accent]
Jack
Mmm. Matches your lips.
Daniel
God bless you. You know I'm feeling fabulous, because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.
Jack
Mmm-hmm.
Daniel
I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.
Jack
Mmm.
Daniel
I don't know. This will scare the children. Do you think so? I don't know, maybe this is too much for them?
Frank
I think we'll have to go to the next level. Latex.
[pulls out a latex nose]
Daniel
Oy, it vas such a shande! I should never buy gribenes from a mohel; it's so chewy. No, oh no, I feel like bubbe. This is not working.
[while wearing a headscarf with a Yiddish accent; normal voice]
Frank
Yes, I know it's not working, but don't worry, it's a work in progress, and you're my brother; I will never let you be embarrassed.
Daniel
God bless you.
Frank
I think we're gonna have to do the entire face.
Daniel
But look at this nice thing, though, we have here!
Daniel, Frank, and Jack
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[singing; [w:Matchmaker, Matchmaker|Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; find me a find, catch me a catch!]
Daniel
], singing] ] It's not working. I need to go older.
[in a strawberry-blonde wig as [[w:Barbra Streisand|Barbra Streisand; [w:Don't Rain On My Parade|Don't tell me not to live just sit and "puttah". Life’s candy and the sun's a ball of "buttah". Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade!; stops singing]
Frank
Older? Like Shelley Winters older or Shirley MacLaine older?
Daniel
What's the difference?
Frank
Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
Daniel
What about Joan Collins?
Frank
Oh, I don't think I have the strength.
Daniel
Alright.
Frank
But I have some plaster. ]" from ] plays over the montage as Daniel assembles his costume. Finally, Daniel - in full costume - faces Frank and Jack.]
[Montage begins of Frank making a plaster cast of Daniel's face and creating a face mask. "[[w:Luck Be A Lady|Luck Be A Lady; [w:Guys and Dolls|Guys and Dolls]
Daniel
Are we close?
Frank
Any closer and you'd be Mom.
[Jack smiles with ecstatic delight and the three of them start to dance with glee]
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