Sean BeanQuotes

Markus Kane: [referring to Carl Lucas] How the hell is he still alive?!

Joey: Boss, we've been assured it's happening.

Markus: It's been happening for weeks now! How much longer do you think he's gonna stay silent?!

Joey: He's a tough guy, and he's been loyal so far...

Markus: I want him dead!!

Joey: We have someone on the inside, a total psycho. It won't take long now, I promise you that!

Markus: [shoots Joey dead with a gun; to his henchman] Joey. Joey. The box, with its implications of rigidity and squareness, symbolizes unimaginative thinking and painful frustrations. Sometimes, we just have to step back and see if the solutions to our problem lie outside the box. Call a meeting.

Markus's henchman: But with who?

Markus: Everyone!!

Markus Kane: I'm troubled. What seemed to be a very simple task has taken the most perplexing of turns. So I'm gonna speak slowly and clearly, so that my message is not lost, ignored or misinterpreted. $1 million to the man who kills Carl Lucas. This offer expires in 48 hours. If and when that happens, I will consider you all enemies, and I will bring war on your own damn heads. Understand?

Sammy Aimes: That's crap. I got a right.

Kyle: Yeah, you got a lot of rights, starting with the right to be pissed off. If fact, you got a right to hate the whole world right now.

Sammy Aimes: I don't hate the whole world. I just hate her.

Kyle: It takes a lot of work to hate someone. You ready to put in that kind of time?

Sammy Aimes: She's a whore, just like everybody says.

Kyle: I wonder if it's illegal to call your own mother a whore.

Spence: [drawing a diagram on the white board - two circles with arrows pointing at each other] Okay. We got shooters here... shooters here. I'll tell you an old trick...

Sam: [Sam puts his cup of coffee down on a table, walks over to the white board and rubs out Spence's diagram] Hey.

Spence: What's your problem?

Sam: [Spence just stands there. Sam is getting impatient] Draw it again. Draw it again. You're the ace field man, draw it again. It's a simple diagram, just draw it again, draw what you saw. Draw it again! Draw it again.

Sam: Two shooters, car comes through here, shooters across from each other, kill each other dead. Oh my, where'd you learn that? Huh?

Spence: In the regiment.

Sam: What regiment was that?

Spence: The 22nd Special Air Service.

Sam: What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford? What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

Spence: I don't like your attitude.

Sam: What's the color of the boathouse?

Spence: Oh, fuck off!

Sam: [moves closer to Spence, who backs away despite carrying a gun; as he backs away, Spence bumps into the table with Sam's coffee cup on it, spilling hot coffee onto his leg. Sam grabs his neck and face and bends him backwards over a railing, completely overpowering him. He takes Spence's gun off of him, then releases him] You got the gun, I'm unarmed. Do something. Go ahead, do something. Do something. Do something.

Sam: Tell me about an ambush?! Tell me about an ambush?! I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

Sam: You aren't going in there?

Spence: Yeah, I'm going in there. And so are you.

Sam: Why am I going in there?

Spence: Why? To protect me.

Sam: There is no protection there. If it's a come-on, we're fish in a barrel. What are you doing? Why do they want you in there? What are you, crazy?

Spence: You know, you think too hard.

Sam: Nobody ever told me that before. But I wouldn't go in there.

Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?

Sam: Yeah, I am. It covers my body.

Spence: You ever kill anybody?

Sam: Hurt somebody's feelings once.

James Bond: It's too easy.

Alec Trevelyan: Half of everything is luck, James.

James Bond: And the other half?

Alec Trevelyan: Fate. Set the timers for six minutes.

James Bond: Six minutes, check.

Shadowy Figure: [points gun at Bond; in Russian; Ни одного выздоха! Где ваши?] Don't even breathe. Where are the others?

James Bond: I'm alone.

Alec Trevelyan: Aren't we all? You're late, 007.

James Bond: [Referring to knocking out a soldier who was sitting on a toilet] I had to stop in the bathroom.

Alec Trevelyan: Ready to save the world again?

James Bond: After you, 006.

Patrick Koster: You're not like me, Nathan. I would have killed a man who took my little girl.

Annie Montrose: But if something goes wrong?

Vincent Kapoor: Then we lose the crew.

Bruce Ng: So what, we either have a high chance of killing one person, or a low chance of killing six people. How do we make that decision?

Vincent Kapoor: [pointing to Teddy] We don't. He does.

Mitch Henderson: Yeah, bullshit. It should be Commander Lewis call.

Teddy Sanders: We still have a chance to bring five astronauts home safe and sound. I'm not risking their lives.

Mitch Henderson: Let them make that decision.

Teddy Sanders: Mitch, we are going with option one.

Mitch Henderson: You goddamn coward.

Teddy Sanders: [[W:felching|felcher] I just had to explain to the President of the United States what a bureaucratic ] is.

Mitch Henderson: I made the mistake of typing it into Google. Don't.

Mitch Henderson: He's not even got to the bad parts yet.

Vincent Kapoor: Well, let's get to the bad parts.

Bruce Ng: We need to remove the nose LR, the windows, and the whole of panel 19.

Vincent Kapoor: You want to take the front of the ship off?

Bruce Ng: Sure. The nose alone is 400 kilograms.

Vincent Kapoor: You want to send a man into space without the front of his ship?

Bruce Ng: Well, no. We are going to have him cover it with HAB canvas. The hull is mostly there to keep air in. Mars atmosphere is so thin, you do not need a lot of streamlining. By the time the ship is going fast enough for air resistance to matter, it'll be high enough that there will be practically no air.

Vincent Kapoor: You want to send him into space under a tarp?

Bruce Ng: Yes. Can I go on?

Vincent Kapoor: NO!

Annie Montrose: What the hell is "Project Elrond?

Vincent Kapoor: I had to make something up.

Annie Montrose: But "Elrond?

Mitch Henderson: Because it's a secret meeting.

Annie Montrose: How do you know that; why does Elrond mean secret meeting?

Bruce Ng: [[The Lord of the Rings] The Council of Elrond. It's the... it's... it's... from ]. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.

Teddy Sanders: If we are going to call something Project Elrond, I would like my code name to be Glorfindel.

Annie Montrose: Okay, I hate every one of you.

Poseidon: Zeus.

Zeus: Poseidon.

Poseiden: It's been many years.

Zeus: What do you see?

Poseiden: Thunderclouds.

Zeus: But no lightning. Stolen.

Poseidon: What, you think I took it? Omnipotence has blinded you, brother. We are forbidden from stealing each other's powers.

Zeus: But our children aren't.

Poseidon: You're accusing my son? I haven't seen him since he was a baby. He doesn't know me; he doesn't even know who he is because of you.

Zeus: If your son is the thief, I will send him to the depths of Tartarus.

Poseidon: [grabs Zeus in rage] If you touch him, you will have the fight of your life!

Zeus: [breaks free] He must return the bolt to me in 14 days, by midnight on the summer solstice... or there will be war.

Odysseus: If they ever tell my story, let them say...I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat...but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say...I lived in the time of Achilles.

Odysseus: Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?

Odysseus: This war will never be forgotten, nor will the heroes who fought in it.

Odysseus: War is young men dying and old men talking.

Odysseus: [Achilles throws his spear into a nearby tree] Your reputation for hospitality is fast becoming legend.

Boromir: I would have followed you, my brother...my captain...my king.

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!