Memorable Quotes from Sebastian Eugene Hansen
1 quoteA Battle for Survival in Minecraft
Steve
Crap! Chungus.
General Chungus
I'm really sorry, but I have to unalive you and stuff.
Garrett
They want me to fight the chicken?
Steve
It’s a fight to the death, kid!
Henry
Whoa, is he some kind of king?
Steve
No, that's a legend.
Malgosha
You'll never be happy. Deep down you know. To hope, to dream, to create, is to suffer.
Steve
You're right. It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce.
Steve
You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out.
Garrett
Pssh.
Steve
Uh-ohh! You hear that? That’s the sound of Sizza-LEENG! Smell that smell? La-la-la-lava. Ch-ch-ch-chicken. Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell. Ooooh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell. Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack. Ooooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaack!
[Flips a switch, cooking a live chicken in lava; Singing]
Garrett
I have a small business too, but one thing I try to do is not have my jingles suck butt.
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