Memorable Quotes from Septimus Caton
2 quotesAn Outsider's Observation in a Bar
Bartender
You're not from around here, are you?
[sees Sabretooth carving a smiley face in the table with his nail]
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The Story of Peter Pan Unfolds
Wendy
Once upon a time...
[frightened]
Smee
Brutes! Red-Handed Jill is going to tell us a story!
Pirates
HOORAY!
[they all sit down like a bunch of kindergarteners]
Wendy
There was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
Hook
Skip the prologue.
[threateningly]
Wendy
...So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
Noodler
Was one of them pirates called Noodler?
Wendy
Yes.
Noodler
Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
Hook
What fun he must have had
[to Wendy]
Wendy
Yes, but he was rather lonely.
Hook
Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
Pirate
I need a Wendy.
[wistfully]
Smee
Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
[to the audience]
Hook
Why a Wendy?
Wendy
He liked my stories.
Hook
What stories?
Wendy
Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.
Hook
Love stories?
Wendy
Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!
Hook
They all end in a kiss. A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you.
[Wendy gasps as he uses his hook to cut the ropes and holds her hostage]
Hook
She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?
Wendy
You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.
Hook
Alas, I have no happy thoughts.
Wendy
That brings you down!
Hook
How else?
[threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook]
Michael
Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!
John and the Lost Boys
Michael!
Hook
What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?
Wendy
He has no unhappy thoughts.
Hook
Well, what if a Wendy...WALKS THE PLANK?!
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