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An Outsider's Observation in a Bar
Bartender: [sees Sabretooth carving a smiley face in the table with his nail]
You're not from around here, are you?
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The Story of Peter Pan Unfolds
Wendy: [frightened]
Once upon a time...
Smee:
Brutes! Red-Handed Jill is going to tell us a story!
Pirates: [they all sit down like a bunch of kindergarteners]
HOORAY!
Wendy:
There was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
Hook: [threateningly]
Skip the prologue.
Wendy:
...So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
Noodler:
Was one of them pirates called Noodler?
Wendy:
Yes.
Noodler:
Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
Hook: [to Wendy]
What fun he must have had
Wendy:
Yes, but he was rather lonely.
Hook:
Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
Pirate: [wistfully]
I need a Wendy.
Smee: [to the audience]
Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
Hook:
Why a Wendy?
Wendy:
He liked my stories.
Hook:
What stories?
Wendy:
Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.
Hook:
Love stories?
Wendy:
Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!
Hook: [Wendy gasps as he uses his hook to cut the ropes and holds her hostage]
They all end in a kiss. A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you.
Hook:
She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?
Wendy:
You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.
Hook:
Alas, I have no happy thoughts.
Wendy:
That brings you down!
Hook: [threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook]
How else?
Michael:
Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!
John and the Lost Boys:
Michael!
Hook:
What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?
Wendy:
He has no unhappy thoughts.
Hook:
Well, what if a Wendy...WALKS THE PLANK?!
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