Seymour Cassel Quotes

Morty O'Reilly I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had.

Bob We're not Siamese. We're American.

Morty O'Reilly If you do this, you're committing career suicide.

Walt That's what they said when Erik Estrada quit "CHiPS".

Morty O'Reilly You're shitting me. He quit?

Magnus Buchan I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin plays.

Bert Fischer Are you fond of that moustache?

Mr. Littlejeans Best play ever, man.

Rosemary Nihil Sanctisne?, Is nothing sacred?

Found on Max Fischer's Mother's Grave Stone All paths of glory lead but to the grave.

Found in the book Diving for Sunken Treasure When one man, for whatever the reason, has the ability to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

Billy Mae They are scared of you. They are.

Chet Really?

Billy Mae They are scared of your youth and your, uh, spirit and your build. They think that they are the kings of the earth, and they do not want you taking away our place, see?

Chet Well, I don't want it.

Dick Tracy Is the enemy of my enemy my friend, or the enemy of my friend my enemy?

Pat Patton What?

Dick Tracy Or enemy of my enemy my enemy?

Pat Patton What'd he say?

Dick Tracy The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

Sam Catchem He said the enemy of his enemy is his enemy.

Pat Patton Oh.

Chet I think we're making fools of ourselves.

Louise What?

Chet Yeah.

Louise I'm making a fool of myself?

Chet Well, we are. Yeah.

Louise Well, who are you to criticize me?

Chet I'm not criticizing; I'm just saying.

Louise Well, you don't have to tell me I'm making a fool of myself. Look, I know how to dance my way. I don't need you to tell me about it. I come from a musical background. I take care of a family of five. I have a college degree, and I don't need you to tell me I'm making a fool of myself.