Cursed - Tension Amidst Chaos and Frustration
Jimmy:
Can you be still for a second?
Becky:
You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying FUCKING STILL!
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Thir13en Ghosts - Moving Into a New Home
Rafkin:
Quite a place you've got.
Kathy:
Yeah. We're moving in!
Arthur: [''Holds up key''; ''Inserts key in door, opens it and enters'']
Well... one step at a time.
Bobby:
Dad! You broke it!
Kathy:
Bobby. Give it a rest.
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Thir13en Ghosts - Misunderstanding About a Late Relative
Maggie:
Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby:
What is he late for?
Kathy:
His next birthday.
Bobby: [''Excitedly'']
You mean he's dead?!
Kathy:
Now we get his attention.
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Thir13en Ghosts - Discussion of Family Wealth and Loss
Arthur:
He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
Kathy:
We have a family fortune?
Arthur:
Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.
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Thir13en Ghosts - Defining Terms in a Heated Moment
Maggie:
Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
Kathy:
Thank you, Maggie.
Maggie:
I prefer the term bitch.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Introduction of Characters in a Casual Encounter
Justice:
Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay:
And I'm so fucking yours.
Jay:
Oh, hi. I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob.
Justice:
It's nice to meet you.
Jay:
Justice, that's a nice name...
Jay:
Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g...
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American Pie - Unexpected Assistance and Misunderstanding
Jim: [tries to make a move on a half-naked Nadia]
Looks like you could use an extra hand.
Nadia:
Jim!
Jim:
Well, uh...oh!
Nadia: [puts on a shirt to cover herself]
Shame on you!
Jim:
Yes, shame on me. I'll just go.
Nadia:
Well...you have seen me. Now it is my turn to see you...strip.
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