Memorable Quotes from Shannon Elizabeth
7 quotesUnexpected Assistance and Misunderstanding
Jim
Looks like you could use an extra hand.
[tries to make a move on a half-naked Nadia]
Nadia
Jim!
Jim
Well, uh...oh!
Nadia
Shame on you!
[puts on a shirt to cover herself]
Jim
Yes, shame on me. I'll just go.
Nadia
Well...you have seen me. Now it is my turn to see you...strip.
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Misunderstanding About a Late Relative
Maggie
Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby
What is he late for?
Kathy
His next birthday.
Bobby
You mean he's dead?!
[''Excitedly'']
Kathy
Now we get his attention.
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Introduction of Characters in a Casual Encounter
Justice
Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay
And I'm so fucking yours.
Jay
Oh, hi. I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob.
Justice
It's nice to meet you.
Jay
Justice, that's a nice name...
Jay
Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g...
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Defining Terms in a Heated Moment
Maggie
Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
Kathy
Thank you, Maggie.
Maggie
I prefer the term bitch.
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Tension Amidst Chaos and Frustration
Jimmy
Can you be still for a second?
Becky
You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying FUCKING STILL!
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Moving Into a New Home
Rafkin
Quite a place you've got.
Kathy
Yeah. We're moving in!
Arthur
Well... one step at a time.
[''Holds up key''; ''Inserts key in door, opens it and enters'']
Bobby
Dad! You broke it!
Kathy
Bobby. Give it a rest.
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Discussion of Family Wealth and Loss
Arthur
He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
Kathy
We have a family fortune?
Arthur
Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.
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