Kazaam - Wishing and Rhyming in Kazaam
Max Connor: [after he wishes for junk-food to come out of the sky]
So... tell me that wasn't a wish.
Kazaam:
Like the main man did with the loaves and the fish?
Max Connor:
Yeah... hey... stop rhyming, okay?
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Kazaam - Searching for Max in a crisis
Kazaam: [lifting Malik by the neck]
Now, where's Max?
Malik:
Uh... du... du... du... uh... he... uh... he went down that shaft.
Kazaam:
WHAT?
Malik:
Umm... uh... uh... there was nothin I could do, now put me down...
Malik:
... I'm afraid of heights.
Kazaam:
Wish not granted!
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Kazaam - Make a Wish with Kazaam's Belly
Kazaam:
Grab my belly and make a wish.
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Kazaam - Embrace Unconventional Choices with Humor
Kazaam:
Let's green egg and ham it!
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Kazaam - Gratitude for Miracles in Kazaam
Kazaam:
Don't get all hysterical! Say thank you for your miracle!
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Kazaam - A Wish Misunderstood as an Insult
Kazaam:
That's not a wish, that's an insult!
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Kazaam - Kazaam's Declaration of Identity
Kazaam: [Repeated line]
I am Kazaam!
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Scary Movie 4 - Cutting Through Chains or Feet?
Shaq:
(After throwing the rock into the basketball) Boo-yah!
Dr. Phil:
Yes! (He and Shaq use their saws together) 30 seconds left!
Shaq:
AAAAAAARGH! (to Dr. Phil) He doesn't want us to cut through our chains, but this will never work.
Dr. Phil:
Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaq:
You go first.
Dr. Phil:
Bullshit!
Shaq:
Yeah. You're probably not man enough. I guess your mama was right...
Dr. Phil:
(looks up) NEVER!!!!! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?! (Saws through his foot)
Shaq:
Candy from a baby.
Dr. Phil:
I've done it! We're saved! (holds up foot)
Shaq:
Oh, my God! (points)
Dr. Phil:
What's wrong?!
Shaq:
Wrong foot!
Dr. Phil:
(looks down) Motherfu.... (hits floor with a thud.)
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Grown Ups 2 - Frat Boy's Wild Reaction to Baldness
Frat Boy Milo: [after ripping off Malcolm's toupee, revealing his bald head, giving him a noogie]
Oh my god! Did you see his head? He's got a...he's bald! I got a wild one! I got a wild one! Whoo hoo hoo!
Frat Boy Milo:
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Officer Fluzoo: [standing behind Milo; grabs him, and gives him a rather violent noogie]
Nobody noogies my brother!
Frat Boy Milo: [Fluzoo throws Milo over the roof, who ends up landing in a bush]
My brain! My brain! B.U.!
Malcolm:
Hey man, I had that one.
Officer Fluzoo:
I know you did, big brother.
Malcolm:
Get out of here!
Officer Fluzoo: [flinches, terrified]
Don't hit me!
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Grown Ups 2 - Stolen School Bus Incident with Officer Fluzoo
Officer Fluzoo:
What's up with the school bus?
Lenny Feder:
(nervous) Okay...I stole it.
Officer Fluzoo: [The five friends put their hands in the air, but Fluzoo begins dancing and sings]
Put your hands in the air. And wave em like you just don't care. Say HO!
All:
OH!
Officer Fluzoo:
Say HO!
All:
OH!
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