Memorable Quotes from Shaquille O'Neal
10 quotesFrat Boy's Wild Reaction to Baldness
Frat Boy Milo
Oh my god! Did you see his head? He's got a...he's bald! I got a wild one! I got a wild one! Whoo hoo hoo!
[after ripping off Malcolm's toupee, revealing his bald head, giving him a noogie]
Frat Boy Milo
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Officer Fluzoo
Nobody noogies my brother!
[standing behind Milo; grabs him, and gives him a rather violent noogie]
Frat Boy Milo
My brain! My brain! B.U.!
[Fluzoo throws Milo over the roof, who ends up landing in a bush]
Malcolm
Hey man, I had that one.
Officer Fluzoo
I know you did, big brother.
Malcolm
Get out of here!
Officer Fluzoo
Don't hit me!
[flinches, terrified]
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A Wish Misunderstood as an Insult
Kazaam
That's not a wish, that's an insult!
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Wishing and Rhyming in Kazaam
Max Connor
So... tell me that wasn't a wish.
[after he wishes for junk-food to come out of the sky]
Kazaam
Like the main man did with the loaves and the fish?
Max Connor
Yeah... hey... stop rhyming, okay?
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Make a Wish with Kazaam's Belly
Kazaam
Grab my belly and make a wish.
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Embrace Unconventional Choices with Humor
Kazaam
Let's green egg and ham it!
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Kazaam's Declaration of Identity
Kazaam
I am Kazaam!
[Repeated line]
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Stolen School Bus Incident with Officer Fluzoo
Officer Fluzoo
What's up with the school bus?
Lenny Feder
(nervous) Okay...I stole it.
Officer Fluzoo
Put your hands in the air. And wave em like you just don't care. Say HO!
[The five friends put their hands in the air, but Fluzoo begins dancing and sings]
All
OH!
Officer Fluzoo
Say HO!
All
OH!
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Gratitude for Miracles in Kazaam
Kazaam
Don't get all hysterical! Say thank you for your miracle!
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Searching for Max in a crisis
Kazaam
Now, where's Max?
[lifting Malik by the neck]
Malik
Uh... du... du... du... uh... he... uh... he went down that shaft.
Kazaam
WHAT?
Malik
Umm... uh... uh... there was nothin I could do, now put me down...
Malik
... I'm afraid of heights.
Kazaam
Wish not granted!
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Cutting Through Chains or Feet?
Shaq
(After throwing the rock into the basketball) Boo-yah!
Dr. Phil
Yes! (He and Shaq use their saws together) 30 seconds left!
Shaq
AAAAAAARGH! (to Dr. Phil) He doesn't want us to cut through our chains, but this will never work.
Dr. Phil
Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaq
You go first.
Dr. Phil
Bullshit!
Shaq
Yeah. You're probably not man enough. I guess your mama was right...
Dr. Phil
(looks up) NEVER!!!!! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?! (Saws through his foot)
Shaq
Candy from a baby.
Dr. Phil
I've done it! We're saved! (holds up foot)
Shaq
Oh, my God! (points)
Dr. Phil
What's wrong?!
Shaq
Wrong foot!
Dr. Phil
(looks down) Motherfu.... (hits floor with a thud.)
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