Shaun of the Dead - Reaction to a Disturbing Situation
Shaun: [When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts]
Oh my god, that is rotten!
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Shaun of the Dead - Unexpected Exclamation in a Crisis
Shaun: [Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.]
Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
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Shaun of the Dead - Time for a Bar Visit
Shaun: [When about to attack a zombified John]
Okay, John. It's time at the bar!
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Shaun of the Dead - Defending a Friend in Distress
Shaun: [As zombified Pete is biting Ed; Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]
PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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Shaun of the Dead - A Casual Offer for a Snack
Shaun:
Would anyone like... a peanut?
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Shaun of the Dead - A Grateful Acknowledgment of Friendship
Shaun:
(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe.
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Shaun of the Dead - Inviting Others to Join the Feast
Shaun: [distracting a zombie horde.]
Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!
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Shaun of the Dead - Questioning David's Experience with Shortcuts
Shaun:
What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)
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Shaun of the Dead - Apology and Invitation for a Night Out
Shaun: [coming across zombified Pete; whispered; [The Evil Dead]
Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... join us.(A reference to ]).
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Shaun of the Dead - Value of a Unique Experience
Shaun:
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Shaun of the Dead - Unexpected Injury in a Crisis Situation
Shaun: [Seeing a zombie without an arm]
Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
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Shaun of the Dead - Nostalgia for Early Music Purchases
Shaun: [repeated line, about his copy of [[w:Man Parrish|Man Parrish]
]'s "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!
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Shaun of the Dead - Stepdad Relationship Clarified
Shaun: [Repeated line about Phillip.]
He's not my dad. He's my stepdad.
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Shaun of the Dead - Confrontation with Insulting Words
Shaun: [Response to David.]
GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!
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Shaun of the Dead - Teamwork and Meat Pies in Perspective
Shaun:
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation - Warning About Pushing Boundaries
Benji Dunn: [to Ethan]
You remember I told you one day, you were gonna take things too far? This is me speaking, by the way, it's not him.
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The World's End - A Disagreement at The World's End
Andrew Knightley:
You've had enough!
Gary King:
This is The World's End, man!
Andrew Knightley: [the two fight and Gary falls to the ground]
I know!
Gary King:
Leave me alone, what do you care, anyway?!
Andrew Knightley:
Of course I fucking care! There is a reason I'm angry at you!
Gary King:
I know why you're angry at me, okay, but it's not my fault that you crashed that car!
Andrew Knightley:
That's not the point! You let me down, man. You were Gary King. Gary fucking King! I would have followed you to the end! I fucking have!
Gary King: [angry; Gary kicks Andy in the groin and runs for the bar. Andy grabs him and they brawl]
Well then stop following me! It's just one more! Let me have this! You've got everything you want!
Andrew Knightley:
What are you talking about?!
Gary King:
You've got your perfect job and your perfect house and your perfect wife!
Andrew Knightley:
You think it's so perfect?! She left me, Gary. She took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago. Said I'm not present enough. I am trying to win her back- God knows I am losing- but I will continue to fight, because that is how we survive! For fuck's sake, Gary, I just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy!
Gary King:
Exactly! You, you fight for what's important!
Andrew Knightley:
And what is so important about the Golden Mile?!
Gary King:
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT!
Andrew Knightley:
And this is?!
Gary King:
They told me when to go to bed! ME!
Andrew Knightley:
Gary, mate... How can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober?
Gary King: [angry and upset]
I don't want to be sober! It never got better than that night! That was supposed to be the beginning of my life! All that promise and fucking optimism... That feeling like we could take on the whole universe! It was all a big lie. Nothing happened.
Andrew Knightley:
You don't need to do this, Gary.
Gary King:
Yeah, I do.
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The World's End - Claiming the Title of King
Gary King: [repeated line]
They call me The King.
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The World's End - Unexpected Comparisons in Unlikely Situations
Gary King: [reaction to Andrew ordering tap water instead of beer]
I don't believe this. A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking...rain! It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus!
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The World's End - Emphasizing Individual Identity and Uniqueness
Gary King:
There's only one Gary King!
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The World's End - Embracing Human Fallibility in Everyday Life
Gary King:
To "err" is human, so errrr...
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The World's End - A Journey Through the Golden Mile Pubs
Gary King: [to Bed and Breakfast clerk]
Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast, as we wend our way up the Golden Mile, commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus - The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind - drunk.
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The World's End - A Night to Remember with Friends
Gary King: [Opening narration; [Sex|bumped into her again]
Ever had one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life? It was June the 22nd, 1990: our final day of school. There was Oliver Chamberlain, Peter Page, Steven Prince, Andy Knightley, and me. They called me the King...because...my name's Gary King! Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of player, but really, he was all mouth. We called him "O-Man" because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a 6. Haha He loved it! Pete was the baby of the group. He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but, he was good for a laugh...and he was absolutely minted! Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls... I think he saw us as rivals! Hmph! Sweet, really. And Andy... Andy was my wingman, the one guy I could rely on to back me up. He loved me, and... I'm not being funny, but, I loved him too. There was nothing we were gonna miss about school! Maybe Mr Shepherd, he was definitely one of the good guys. He used to ask me what I wanted to do with my life. I told him “I just wanted to have a good time”. He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be funny - not that night! Newton Haven was our hometown, our playground, our universe. And that night, it was the site of a heroic quest. The aim? To conquer the Golden Mile, twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic indulgence. There was The First Post, The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall, all before reaching our destiny: The World's End! We took my car into town; I call it The Beast, because she was pretty hairy! And so our journey into manhood began. We were off! We didn't waste any time; we hit pub one, and we hit it hard! There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, there were ladies, there were shots, there was drama, and of course, there was drinking! By pub five, we were feeling invincible, and decided to purchase some herbal refreshment from a man we call The Reverend Green. Pint six put O-Man out of commission, so we carried on without him. Good thing; I bumped into his sister in the next pub, we went into the disabled's and I ]! Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go; I had another date that night and her name was Amber! Nine pints in, and it was us against the world. Things got mental in The Beehive, so we repaired to the bowls club, or as we liked to call it, the Smokehouse - which is when it all went fuck-up! Everyone got Para(noid) and Pete chucked a whitey, so we had to bench him. In the end, we blew off the last three pubs and headed to the hills. I remember sittin up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes, seeing the orange glow of a new dawn breaking, and knowing in my heart that life would never feel this good again. And you know what? It never did.
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Paul - Exploring the Unseen Midwest Experience
Graeme Willy:
We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest.
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Paul - Taking Chances for a Greater Good
Graeme Willy:
He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice.
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Hot Fuzz - Birthday Inquiry in a Pub Setting
Nicholas Angel:
Excuse me.
Underage Drinker:
What?
Nicholas Angel:
When's your birthday?
Underage Drinker: [confidently]
22nd of February.
Nicholas Angel:
What year?
Underage Drinker:
Every year.
Nicholas Angel:
Get out.
Nicholas Angel:
YOU! When's your birthday?
Underage Drinker #2: [clearly nervous and struggling to come up with a date]
Uh... 8th of May, 1969?
Nicholas Angel:
You're 37?
Underage Drinker #2: [nervously]
Yeah?
Nicholas Angel:
Get out!
Nicholas Angel:
When's your birthday?
Underage Drinker #3: [panicking, with a very high-pitched voice]
Errr--
Nicholas Angel:
OUT!
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Hot Fuzz - Teamwork and Expectations in Law Enforcement
Chief Inspector:
I know what you're going to say, Nicholas, but the fact is you've been making us all look bad.
Nicholas Angel:
I'm sorry, sir?
Chief Inspector:
Of course, we all appreciate your efforts, but you've been rather letting the side down.
Met Inspector:
It's all about being a team player, Nicholas.
Met Sergeant:
You can't be the Sheriff of London.
Chief Inspector:
If we let you carry on running around town, you'll continue to be exceptional... and we can't have that. You'll put us all out of a job.
Nicholas Angel:
With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.
Chief Inspector: [Curls lip, menacingly]
Yyyes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector
Nicholas Angel:
Well, however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account... and that's what the team is gonna make of this!
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Hot Fuzz - Conversations About Personal Matters and Well-Being
Met Inspector:
(sliding into the desk, next to the Met Sergeant) Hello, Nicholas. How's the hand?
Nicholas Angel:
It's still a bit stiff.
Met Inspector:
And how are things at home?
Nicholas Angel:
I'm sorry, sir?
Met Inspector:
(jovially) How's Janine?
Nicholas Angel:
We're no longer together, sir.
Met Inspector:
Right, well, then where are you living?
Met Sergeant:
(leans over to Met Inspector; quietly) He's staying at the Section House, sir.
Met Inspector:
With the recruits?
Met Sergeant:
(looks into Nicholas's eyes) Yes, he's living out of cardboard boxes.
Met Inspector:
Well then, you're packed already. Nicholas, we're offering you a smashing position with a delightful cottage in a lovely little place that has I think has won Village of the Year...I don't know how many times. It'll be good for you.
Nicholas Angel:
(beat, then) I...don't really know what to say.
Met Inspector:
Yes"?
Met Sergeant:
(arrogantly) "Yes, thank you"? (He laughs briefly.)
Nicholas Angel:
(shakes his head slowly) No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to...
Met Inspector:
You want to...take this higher? (points up)
Nicholas Angel:
(realising that's what he wants) Yes, yes, I do.
Met Inspector: [indicates the phone]
You want me to bother the Chief Inspector about this?
Nicholas Angel:
Yes.
Nicholas Angel:
Yes, I do.
Met Inspector: [shrugs reluctantly, reaches for the desk phone, then shouts, off to his right]
Okay. Kenneth!
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Hot Fuzz - Casual Exchange on Recovery Progress
Met Sergeant:
Hello, Nicholas.
Nicholas Angel:
Hello, Sergeant.
Met Sergeant:
How's the hand?
Nicholas Angel:
Still a bit stiff.
Met Sergeant:
(sniffs deeply) It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did.
Nicholas Angel:
I like to think of my office as out on the street.
Met Sergeant:
Indeed you do. Your arrest record is... (opens a page on his desk with his right hand, reads from it) 400% higher than any other officer (closes page), which is high time such...skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant.
Nicholas Angel:
(grinning slightly) I see.
Met Sergeant:
(quickly and quietly) In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
Nicholas Angel:
In where, sorry?
Met Sergeant:
In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
Nicholas Angel:
(taking the new information in) That's... in the country.
Met Sergeant:
Yes, lovely.
Nicholas Angel:
Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London?
Met Sergeant:
(laughs briefly) No.
Nicholas Angel:
Can I remain here as a PC?
Met Sergeant:
(throws his hands up in the air) No.
Nicholas Angel:
(sternly) Do I have any choice in this?
Met Sergeant:
Neewww.
Nicholas Angel:
Sergeant, I kinda like it here.
Met Sergeant:
Well, you've always wanted a transfer to the country.
Nicholas Angel:
In twenty years or so, yes.
Met Sergeant:
Well done you.
Nicholas Angel:
(thinks briefly) Hang on, I don't remember telling you that.
Met Sergeant:
Yes, you did. (He leans over to his desk) You said (He cocks his head to one side and opens a corner of a thick document on his desk; reading from the document, quickly and quietly) "I'd love to settle in the country sometime, Janine." (He closes his document and looks at Nicholas)
Nicholas Angel:
(Thinks carefully; sternly) I'd like to talk to the Inspector.
Met Sergeant:
(leans forward to his desk phone/intercom) You can speak to the Inspector, but I can assure you, he will tell you exactly the same thing as I have. (He picks up the desk phone handset with his left hand, throws it into his right hand, and uses his left hand to dial the Met Inspector's number)
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Hot Fuzz - Confronting Humor in Serious Situations
Nicholas Angel: [after a farmer called Peter Ian Staker has phoned up about a lost swan]
P.I. Staker... Right. Pisstaker! Come on!
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Hot Fuzz - Confrontation Signals the End of Playtime
Nicholas Angel: [distracting Michael with a chunky monkey]
Hey biggun'. Playtime's over.
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Hot Fuzz - Avoiding Fear in Unusual Situations
Nicholas Angel: [after stopping Danny's swan call]
That's just going to scare it.
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Hot Fuzz - Time to Rock and Roll
Nicholas Angel:
Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
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Hot Fuzz - Confronting Responsibility in Challenging Situations
Nicholas Angel: [after the village doctor is shot in the foot]
You're a doctor. Deal with it!
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Hot Fuzz - Determination in the Pursuit of Justice
Nicholas Angel:
(whilst chasing Frank Butterman) PUNCH-THAT-SHIT!
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Hot Fuzz - The Burden of Excessive Paperwork
Nicholas Angel: [after watching'' Point Break'']
I won't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
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Hot Fuzz - A Hero's Declaration of Strength
Nicholas Angel: [seeing Danny's film collection]
By the power of Greyskull...
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Hot Fuzz - Escalating Tensions in a Critical Moment
Nicholas Angel:
This shit just got real!
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Hot Fuzz - Questioning Experience with Shortcuts
Nicholas Angel: [echoing line from'' [[w:Shaun Of The Dead|Shaun Of The Dead]
What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?
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Mission: Impossible III - The Mystery of the Rabbit's Foot
Luther:
What the hell is Davian doing at the Vatican?
Benji:
Uh, it's all got to do with "the Rabbit's Foot".
Ethan:
Rabbit's Foot?
Benji:
Yeah, well, I'm assuming it's like code-word for something he's going to sell to an unspecified buyer for 850 million dollars, by the way. Or maybe it's not a code-word, maybe it's just a really, really expensive bunny appendage.
Ethan:
You have no idea what it is?
Benji: [''pauses, Ethan and Luther gaze at him thoughtfully'']
It's interesting - I used to have this professor at Oxford, okay? Doctor Wickham, his name was and he was, like, this massive fat guy, you know? Huge, big guy. We used to call him - you know, well, I won't tell you what we used to call him. He taught biomolecular kinetics and cellular dynamics. And he used to sort of scare the underclassmen with this story about how the world would eventually be eviscerated by technology. You see, it was inevitable that a-a-a compound would be created which he referred to as the Anti-God'. It was like an accelerated mutator or sort of, you know, like a, a, an unstoppable force of destructive power, that would just lay waste to everything - to buildings and parks and streets and children and ice cream parlors, you know? So whenever I see, like, a rogue organization willing to spend this amount of money on a mystery tech, I always assume... it's the Anti-God. End-of-the-world kinda stuff, you know? But no, I don't have any idea what it is. I was just speculating.
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol - Confronting Urgency in Mission Scenarios
Ethan Hunt:
Failure to a terrorist is just a rehearsal for success. We lose Hendricks today, he finds another way with no IMF to stop him. So it's now or never. Give me the case!
Brandt:
Nothing can be left to the chance!
Ethan Hunt:
You're the analyst, you tell me there is not another way for Hendricks to get these codes. This is his only avenue right here, right now & today. You tell me that I'll walk away!
Ethan Hunt:
(Masks will be ruined) We go without...
Benji:
Without MASKS!!
Ethan Hunt:
Jane needs to go.
Jane:
Ethan you'd be walking Moureau's room unarmed. Face first literally!
Ethan Hunt:
How do we know they've met?!
Jane:
How do we know they haven't?!
Brandt:
It doesn't matter. (Brandt gives the brief case to Ethan) We have no choice!
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Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning - Unexpected Amenities in Unconventional Settings
Luther Stickell: [referring to the safe house]
Sorry about the decor; the Ritz was booked solid.
Ethan Hunt:
Well, some drapes, a few throw-pillows, and...
Benji Dunn:
Yeah! Mini-bar?
Ethan / Benji / Luther:
Foosball table!
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