Sinbad Biography
David Adkins (born November 10, 1956), better known by his professional name of Sinbad, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He became well known in the 1990s from being featured on his own HBO specials, appearing on several television series, and starring in the films Houseguest, First Kid and Jingle All the Way. Description above from the Wikipedia article David Adkins, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia
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Unexpected Car Repair Costs Surprise Dexter
Mr. Wheat: [arrives at Good Burger]
Ah, Mr. Reed. Hard at work as usual.
Dex:
I'm having my lunch.
Mr. Wheat: [gives him the receipt]
Well, I just got my car from the body shop and I've got to admit: It is new. Here's the receipt.
Dex: [eyes widen]
2500 dollars? No! The estimate was only for 1900.
Mr. Wheat: [chuckles; leaves]
Well, that, my young brother, is why they call it an estimate. Close to, kind of, could be. And I'll meet you in about 2 and a half monthy to get me my money. Now you have a good day at work. I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger.
Ed: [sits with Dex during lunch]
Mind if I sit here?
Dex: [still angry]
Yes, I do mind.
Ed:
Thanks.
Dex:
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
Ed:
Eating my lunch.
Dex:
I told you not to sit here. I don't like you. Can you get that through your head?
Ed: [pokes his head with his fries]
I can try. Nope.
Dex:
I'm gonna have to spell this out to you. I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wanna use words with the letter "U"!
Ed: [with 2 grapes up his nose]
Look! I'm Grape Nose Boy! Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...
Dex:
Stop that.
Ed:
Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...
Dex:
Would you stop?
Ed:
Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...
Dexter: [then laughs]
That ain't funny!
Ed:
Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...Made ya laugh!
Dex:
So...Oh, I give up.
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