Good Burger - Unexpected Car Repair Costs Surprise Dexter
Mr. Wheat: [arrives at Good Burger]
Ah, Mr. Reed. Hard at work as usual.
Dex:
I'm having my lunch.
Mr. Wheat: [gives him the receipt]
Well, I just got my car from the body shop and I've got to admit: It is new. Here's the receipt.
Dex: [eyes widen]
2500 dollars? No! The estimate was only for 1900.
Mr. Wheat: [chuckles; leaves]
Well, that, my young brother, is why they call it an estimate. Close to, kind of, could be. And I'll meet you in about 2 and a half monthy to get me my money. Now you have a good day at work. I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger.
Ed: [sits with Dex during lunch]
Mind if I sit here?
Dex: [still angry]
Yes, I do mind.
Ed:
Thanks.
Dex:
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
Ed:
Eating my lunch.
Dex:
I told you not to sit here. I don't like you. Can you get that through your head?
Ed: [pokes his head with his fries]
I can try. Nope.
Dex:
I'm gonna have to spell this out to you. I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wanna use words with the letter "U"!
Ed: [with 2 grapes up his nose]
Look! I'm Grape Nose Boy! Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...
Dex:
Stop that.
Ed:
Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...
Dex:
Would you stop?
Ed:
Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...
Dexter: [then laughs]
That ain't funny!
Ed:
Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...Made ya laugh!
Dex:
So...Oh, I give up.
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Good Burger - Summer Vacation and Academic Expectations
Mr. Wheat:
What's your hurry, my brother?
Dex:
Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation, and yet I'm still looking at you.
Mr. Wheat:
You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were asleep.
Dex:
Next time, make it more challenging.
Mr. Wheat:
That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you.
Dex:
I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!
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Coneheads - Lunch Break Announcement
Beldar:
It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.
Otto:
Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.
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Coneheads - Discussion of Social Security Status
Otto:
Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don't got a social security number?
Beldar:
Correct.
Otto:
Why not?
Beldar:
I am an illegal alien.
Otto:
I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!
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