Sinbad Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Sinbad

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Good Burger

Summer Vacation and Academic Expectations

Mr. Wheat What's your hurry, my brother?

Dex Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation, and yet I'm still looking at you.

Mr. Wheat You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were asleep.

Dex Next time, make it more challenging.

Mr. Wheat That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you.

Dex I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!

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Good Burger

Unexpected Car Repair Costs Surprise Dexter

Mr. Wheat Ah, Mr. Reed. Hard at work as usual.

[arrives at Good Burger]

Dex I'm having my lunch.

Mr. Wheat Well, I just got my car from the body shop and I've got to admit: It is new. Here's the receipt.

[gives him the receipt]

Dex 2500 dollars? No! The estimate was only for 1900.

[eyes widen]

Mr. Wheat Well, that, my young brother, is why they call it an estimate. Close to, kind of, could be. And I'll meet you in about 2 and a half monthy to get me my money. Now you have a good day at work. I'm going to have lunch at Mondo Burger. Home of the big booty burger.

[chuckles; leaves]

Ed Mind if I sit here?

[sits with Dex during lunch]

Dex Yes, I do mind.

[still angry]

Ed Thanks.

Dex Wh-Wh-What are you doing?

Ed Eating my lunch.

Dex I told you not to sit here. I don't like you. Can you get that through your head?

Ed I can try. Nope.

[pokes his head with his fries]

Dex I'm gonna have to spell this out to you. I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wanna use words with the letter "U"!

Ed Look! I'm Grape Nose Boy! Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...

[with 2 grapes up his nose]

Dex Stop that.

Ed Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...

Dex Would you stop?

Ed Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...

Dexter That ain't funny!

[then laughs]

Ed Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity...Made ya laugh!

Dex So...Oh, I give up.

Coneheads

Lunch Break Announcement

Beldar It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.

Otto Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.

Coneheads

Discussion of Social Security Status

Otto Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don't got a social security number?

Beldar Correct.

Otto Why not?

Beldar I am an illegal alien.

Otto I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!