Herbie Rides Again - Nicole's Strong Feelings About Marriage
Nicole Harris:
If I do marry Willoughby, I'd like the satisfaction of nailing him myself!
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Herbie Rides Again - A Defiant Decision and New Beginnings
Nicole Harris:
Well, he's got more stuff than I thought. Yeah, I'm sorry he's going too. All right, I'll see you later. Bye-bye.
Woman on P.A.:
Flight 38 for Las Vegas...
Willoughby Whitfield:
I tell you, Mother, you've never seen Uncle Alonzo in such a rage! He's probably having this airport watched right now. But he won't find me. I'm wearing a disguise. A disguise... A beard and a mustache. Yes, I know, Mother. I promised I wouldn't grow a beard when I left. Don't you understand? It isn't real. No, I will not go back and apologize to Uncle Alonzo! He is a greedy, unscrupulous, no-good, thieving, uh, uh, uh, coyote. Yes, thank you, miss. Oh! No, Mother, my asthma is not coming back. No, nothing's the matter with me. Everything is just fine now. This is the turning point of my life. Uncle Alonzo used to push me around and you were always telling me what to do. Then I met this perfectly wonderful girl. I was even afraid of her til now. I've just decided something. I am not going to be a rabbit anymore! Good-bye, Mother.
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Herbie Rides Again - Family Secrets and Unexpected Revelations
Willoughby Whitfield:
Please, Miss Harris, I can't believe Uncle Alonzo would do things like that.
Nicole Harris:
Wait a minute! "Uncle"? He's your uncle?!
Willoughby Whitfield:
Yes. That's what I've been trying to tell...
Nicole Harris:
You rotten spy!
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Herbie Rides Again - Defending Herbie's Feelings and Appearance
Willoughby Whitfield:
Miss Harris, let's stop kidding ourselves, okay? This is just an ordinary little car. Like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive... Whoa!
Nicole Harris:
I don't think you should've said that. Herbie's very sensitive about his appearance!
Willoughby Whitfield:
All right, you've had your laugh. You ought to stop now.
Nicole Harris:
You won't get Herbie to stop until you say you're sorry.
Willoughby Whitfield: [notices that they are approaching an intersection of busy traffic; ducks down]
Miss Harris, the thing that upsets me most about this whole thing is you trying to maintain the fiction about this... Whoa!
Nicole Harris:
Please, tell Herbie you're sorry.
Willoughby Whitfield:
All right, all right. Herbie, I'm sorry.
Nicole Harris:
Well, now, what d'you think?
Willoughby Whitfield:
I think you're a very good driver.
Nicole Harris:
You think it's a trick, don't you?!
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Herbie Rides Again - Intelligence and Imagination in Unlikely Conversations
Willoughby Whitford:
Miss Harris, come on. You're obviously an intelligent young woman. Why do you pretend to talk to this little car like that? Some people might wonder.
Nicole Harris:
Don't listen to him, Herbie. Just move it.
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Herbie Rides Again - Introducing Mr. Whitfield to Nicole Harris
Grandma Steinmetz:
Oh Nicole, I want you to meet a gentleman from Mr. Hawk.
Nicole Harris:
How do you do?
Grandma Steinmetz:
Oh, Mr. Whitfield! Such a nice young man!
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McLintock! - Family Loyalty and Misunderstandings
Becky McLintock:
You are my father and if you do love me you will shoot him!
George Washington McLintock: [grabs a pistol from his cabinet and shoots Devlin]
I'm your father and I sure love you.
Becky McLintock:
You shot him! You really shot him! If he dies...
George Washington McLintock: [Interrupts Becky]
If he dies he will be the first man killed with a blank cartridge . We use this to start the races on the fourth.
Becky McLintock: [to Devlin]
You poor dear.
Devlin Warren:
Poor dear? You would've had me shot down in cold blood! Yelling I insulted you an all. What you need is a good spanking.
Becky McLintock:
Daddy?
George Washington McLintock:
Leave me out of this.
Devlin Warren:
And I think I'll give you what you deserve.
Becky McLintock:
You wouldn dare!
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