Stefanie Powers Quotes

Nicole Harris Well, he's got more stuff than I thought. Yeah, I'm sorry he's going too. All right, I'll see you later. Bye-bye.

Woman on P.A. Flight 38 for Las Vegas...

Willoughby Whitfield I tell you, Mother, you've never seen Uncle Alonzo in such a rage! He's probably having this airport watched right now. But he won't find me. I'm wearing a disguise. A disguise... A beard and a mustache. Yes, I know, Mother. I promised I wouldn't grow a beard when I left. Don't you understand? It isn't real. No, I will not go back and apologize to Uncle Alonzo! He is a greedy, unscrupulous, no-good, thieving, uh, uh, uh, coyote. Yes, thank you, miss. Oh! No, Mother, my asthma is not coming back. No, nothing's the matter with me. Everything is just fine now. This is the turning point of my life. Uncle Alonzo used to push me around and you were always telling me what to do. Then I met this perfectly wonderful girl. I was even afraid of her til now. I've just decided something. I am not going to be a rabbit anymore! Good-bye, Mother.

Grandma Steinmetz Oh Nicole, I want you to meet a gentleman from Mr. Hawk.

Nicole Harris How do you do?

Grandma Steinmetz Oh, Mr. Whitfield! Such a nice young man!

Willoughby Whitford Miss Harris, come on. You're obviously an intelligent young woman. Why do you pretend to talk to this little car like that? Some people might wonder.

Nicole Harris Don't listen to him, Herbie. Just move it.

Willoughby Whitfield Please, Miss Harris, I can't believe Uncle Alonzo would do things like that.

Nicole Harris Wait a minute! "Uncle"? He's your uncle?!

Willoughby Whitfield Yes. That's what I've been trying to tell...

Nicole Harris You rotten spy!

Willoughby Whitfield Miss Harris, let's stop kidding ourselves, okay? This is just an ordinary little car. Like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive... Whoa!

Nicole Harris I don't think you should've said that. Herbie's very sensitive about his appearance!

Willoughby Whitfield All right, you've had your laugh. You ought to stop now.

Nicole Harris You won't get Herbie to stop until you say you're sorry.

Willoughby Whitfield Miss Harris, the thing that upsets me most about this whole thing is you trying to maintain the fiction about this... Whoa!

Nicole Harris Please, tell Herbie you're sorry.

Willoughby Whitfield All right, all right. Herbie, I'm sorry.

Nicole Harris Well, now, what d'you think?

Willoughby Whitfield I think you're a very good driver.

Nicole Harris You think it's a trick, don't you?!

Nicole Harris If I do marry Willoughby, I'd like the satisfaction of nailing him myself!

Becky McLintock You are my father and if you do love me you will shoot him!

George Washington McLintock I'm your father and I sure love you.

Becky McLintock You shot him! You really shot him! If he dies...

George Washington McLintock If he dies he will be the first man killed with a blank cartridge . We use this to start the races on the fourth.

Becky McLintock You poor dear.

Devlin Warren Poor dear? You would've had me shot down in cold blood! Yelling I insulted you an all. What you need is a good spanking.

Becky McLintock Daddy?

George Washington McLintock Leave me out of this.

Devlin Warren And I think I'll give you what you deserve.

Becky McLintock You wouldn dare!