Little Black Book - Encouragement for Originality and Fresh Perspectives
Carl:
Ira, regurgitate something fresh.
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Wild Hogs - Consequences of Misusing Firearms
Charley:
Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore. Sometimes you pull them out and think they're not loaded, and...
Bobby:
You blow your deputy's ear off.
Charley:
Yeah.
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Wild Hogs - Online Training for Law Enforcement Humor
Doug:
You're the sheriff, aren't you going out there?
Charley:
Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet! For arms training, they just told us to play Doom!
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The Insider - Editing Disputes and Corporate Tensions
Mike Wallace:
You cut it! You cut the guts out of what I said!
Eric Kluster:
It was a time consideration, Mike...
Mike Wallace:
Time? Bullshit! You corporate lackey! Who told you your incompetent little fingers had the requisite skills to edit me?
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Freaky Friday - Discussion on Hamlet's Character in Class
Mr. Bates:
Today is a lovely day for a pop quiz. All of you should have finished reading Hamlet by now. I'm going to ask each one of you a question, and you will be graded according to your answer.
Maddie:
Like that'll help you.
Mr. Waters:
Hamlet. He's, uh... he's one of the big characters. I mean, he's Hamlet. He's just... bopping around... doesn't know which way's up. I don't think the guy's got a clue.
Mr. Bates:
You mean to say that he is a man...
Mr. Waters:
Yeah.
Mr. Bates:
Who couldn't make up his... mind.
Mr. Waters:
...mind. Exactly.
Mr. Bates:
Good. B.
Mr. Waters:
All right. Yeah.
Mr. Bates:
Ms. Coleman.
Mr. Bates:
What are the central conflicts in Hamlet?
Mr. Bates:
That is seriously overreaching. F.
Mr. Bates:
F. Mr. Franelli, who is Fortinbras?
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Freaky Friday - A Call for Attention
Mr. Bates: [Calling after her]
Anna!
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Thelma & Louise - The Balance of Intelligence and Luck
Max:
You know, the one thing I can't figure out, are these girls real smart or real real lucky?
Hal Slocumb:
Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.
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Basic Instinct - Exploring the Mind of a Killer
Dr. Lamott:
I see two possibilities. One: The person who wrote this book is your murderer and acted out the killing described in ritualistic, literal detail. Two: Someone who wants to harm the writer read the book and enacted the killing described to incriminate her.
Nick:
What if the writer did it? What are we dealing with?
Dr. Lamott:
You're dealing with a devious, diabolical mind. You see, this book had to have been written at least six months, maybe even years before it was published, which means that the writer had to have at least planned the crime in the subconscious, back then. Now the fact that she carried it out indicates psychopathic obsessive behavior in terms not only of the killing itself but also in terms of applied advance defense mechanism.
Gus:
You know, sometimes I can't tell shit from shinola, Doc. What was all that you just said?
Beth:
She intended the book to be her alibi.
Dr. Lamott:
Correct.
Beth:
She's going to say: Do you think I'd be dumb enough to kill anyone in the exact way I described in my book? I wouldn't do that because then I'd know I'd be the suspect.
Nick:
So what if it's not the writer? What if it's, uh, someone who read the book?
Dr. Lamott:
You're dealing, then, with someone so obsessed that he or she is willing to kill an irrelevant and innocent victim in order to place the blame on the person who wrote that book. I'm talking about a deep-seated, obsessional hatred and an utter lack of respect for human life.
Gus:
So we've got a once-in-a-lifetime, top-of-the-line, looney-tooney the way you cut it -- that's what you're saying, right, Doc?
Dr. Lamott:
You're dealing with someone very dangerous and very ill.
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