Lazer Team - Tension Builds Over Firework Decision
Herman:
High-pressure moment. Whatcha gonna do, Hagan?
Hagan:
Herman?
Herman: [Prepares to light the firework with a blowtorch.]
Oooh, this is gonna be a big one,
Hagan:
Do not light that firework.
Zach:
Do it! Light that bastard!
Hagan:
Alright, one more word out of you, and I'll-.
Zach:
What, you're gonna double-arrest me? Ha-ha-ha!
Hagan: [clearly annoyed]
Herman!
Woody:
Uh... Officer Hagan?
Hagan:
Not now, Woody! Herman! Do. Not. Light. That.
Herman:
Oops. Too slow. Just like always.
Hagan: [reaching for his cuffs; suddenly notices the same light]
That's it! Come- What is that?
Herman: [also notices]
Yeah, you think I'm gonna fall for-. Oh.
Hagan:
Oh, shit!
Hagan: [to Herman]
That is your fault! You did the one thing I told you not to do!
Herman:
I shot E.T.! I killed E.T.! I didn't mean to do it!
Zach:
Guys, guys, guys! Help! Help! Hagan, I promise I won't try to bang your daughter! Third base, tops!
Colonel Emory:
What in God's name was that?
Hagan:
What the hell was that?!
Herman:
That was... Woody's fault.
Woody:
My bad.
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