Memorable Quotes from Steve Shearer
1 quoteTension Builds Over Firework Decision
Herman
High-pressure moment. Whatcha gonna do, Hagan?
Hagan
Herman?
Herman
Oooh, this is gonna be a big one,
[Prepares to light the firework with a blowtorch.]
Hagan
Do not light that firework.
Zach
Do it! Light that bastard!
Hagan
Alright, one more word out of you, and I'll-.
Zach
What, you're gonna double-arrest me? Ha-ha-ha!
Hagan
Herman!
[clearly annoyed]
Woody
Uh... Officer Hagan?
Hagan
Not now, Woody! Herman! Do. Not. Light. That.
Herman
Oops. Too slow. Just like always.
Hagan
That's it! Come- What is that?
[reaching for his cuffs; suddenly notices the same light]
Herman
Yeah, you think I'm gonna fall for-. Oh.
[also notices]
Hagan
Oh, shit!
Hagan
That is your fault! You did the one thing I told you not to do!
[to Herman]
Herman
I shot E.T.! I killed E.T.! I didn't mean to do it!
Zach
Guys, guys, guys! Help! Help! Hagan, I promise I won't try to bang your daughter! Third base, tops!
Colonel Emory
What in God's name was that?
Hagan
What the hell was that?!
Herman
That was... Woody's fault.
Woody
My bad.
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