Colton Dunn Biography
Colton Dunn is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He portrayed Garrett on the NBC workplace comedy Superstore (2015–2021) and worked on Comedy Central sketch comedy series Key & Peele (2013–2015), where he served as writer, producer, and an occasional performer throughout its five-season run. Dunn also played Herman in Lazer Team (2015) and its sequel Lazer Team 2 (2017).
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Colton Dunn Quotes
Tension Builds Over Firework Decision
Herman:
High-pressure moment. Whatcha gonna do, Hagan?
Hagan:
Herman?
Herman: [Prepares to light the firework with a blowtorch.]
Oooh, this is gonna be a big one,
Hagan:
Do not light that firework.
Zach:
Do it! Light that bastard!
Hagan:
Alright, one more word out of you, and I'll-.
Zach:
What, you're gonna double-arrest me? Ha-ha-ha!
Hagan: [clearly annoyed]
Herman!
Woody:
Uh... Officer Hagan?
Hagan:
Not now, Woody! Herman! Do. Not. Light. That.
Herman:
Oops. Too slow. Just like always.
Hagan: [reaching for his cuffs; suddenly notices the same light]
That's it! Come- What is that?
Herman: [also notices]
Yeah, you think I'm gonna fall for-. Oh.
Hagan:
Oh, shit!
Hagan: [to Herman]
That is your fault! You did the one thing I told you not to do!
Herman:
I shot E.T.! I killed E.T.! I didn't mean to do it!
Zach:
Guys, guys, guys! Help! Help! Hagan, I promise I won't try to bang your daughter! Third base, tops!
Colonel Emory:
What in God's name was that?
Hagan:
What the hell was that?!
Herman:
That was... Woody's fault.
Woody:
My bad.
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